Jake

Stephen Curry and Alan Smailagic FC

[Jake @SmailagicStan]

#StephenCurry #NBAALLSTAR

[Jake @SmailagicStan]

@SteveHiltonx We haven’t had 3 dollar gas this entire presidency

[Jake @SmailagicStan]

Whole agenda cooked if he presses YTD😭

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Oil futures are now under $70 because of @realDonaldTrump's peace deal to end the war in Iran. Lower gas prices coming for Americans!

[Jake @SmailagicStan]

@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump I dare you to press YTD

[Jake @SmailagicStan]

@MmaUnderdogz @JamahalH He is at least 300 pounds not even trolling

[Jake @SmailagicStan]

@jedigoodman Bros a ufc fighter and pulled out Uzi to describe a match wtf man😭

[Jake @SmailagicStan]

@NBAisBest4 Worst list I’ve seen in a minute

[Jake @SmailagicStan]

@benonwine Brotha what… savior??

[Jake @SmailagicStan]

@NFL_DovKleiman Lotta dweebs in the comments

[Jake @SmailagicStan]

There’s a literal terr*rist on the team btw

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Carmelo Anthony calls out Mitch Johnson for not playing Harrison Barnes in Game 4:

“He’s the guy. He settles everything down. When sh*t gets to rowdy, he settles everything down. I don’t know why he didn’t play in that game, on the road, knowing that you needed to settle your guys down. That was just a bad decision.”

(via @7PMinBrooklyn)

[Jake @SmailagicStan]

@yofernan24 @LASPORTSFANATIC Mfs clowning you but dude wants to bomb you for a minor inconvenience😭

[Jake @SmailagicStan]

@ChampRDS But ilia is on the card and you’re not…?

[Jake @SmailagicStan]

@hayjivepicks Do you not like fun man😭

[Jake @SmailagicStan]

@LegionHoops Aren’t you a lakers fan??

[Jake @SmailagicStan]

@benlikessport Hush bald one

[Jake @SmailagicStan]

@marklevinshow Ban yourself from the US and go to Israel

[Jake @SmailagicStan]

@LegionHoops Nah they’re pigs

[Jake @SmailagicStan]

@TheDunkCentral Yet bro said the corniest quote of all time after winning the finals

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Victor Wembanyama:

“Pop goes through some things we can't even imagine. I need to see him, talk to him. There's no way I can understand how he feels. When I talk to him, it's gonna be only a story in my head, except if I record it in secret. I need to talk him so quick.”

(via @Josh810)

[Jake @SmailagicStan]

@ShakurStevenson @Topuriailia You would piss your pants in the cage with ilia watch your mouth buddy

[Jake @SmailagicStan]

@SChrysanthus Turn back on those replies if I’m so wrong buddy

[Jake @SmailagicStan]

@SChrysanthus @masonisonx @cubsrule365 @Kalshi @kaarstyyy Gas was never $5 in 2012 and it was never $1.80 in 2018, you are dramatically exaggerating. Gas rose in 2012 because guess what, we thought Iran was making a nuclear weapon despite having 0 proof for over a decade at that point!