•Ada Bekee

Here for the good, soft life 💕

[•Ada Bekee @SmallFoams]

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[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“One of the most underrated skills you can learn is the ability to ignore your mood and stick with the plan.”

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

If the U.K. had constant 23 degree weather my quality of life would improve 100%

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

The best thing about the 30p plastic bag charge is that the cupboard next to my sink is now worth £672,348

[Treazy @treazyblaq]

“Marriage is not a poverty alleviation scheme.”

Right! Neither is it a domestic staffing agency.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[Brooda John @Nigeriangod_]

I thought Nigerian men loves an illiterate woman who can stay at home and nod like a programmed robot so what changed ?

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

I’m an eldest daughter which means I’m automatically irritated by your incompetence because I was never given room or grace to be imcompetent. I won’t be elaborating. The daughters who know get it.

[Jordae @renaiyahjordae]

Grace is for mistakes not patterns

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Your boss at work will be like, “I know these are stressful times,” while actively being the stress in the times.

[•Ada Bekee @SmallFoams]

Let people be happy

[Muna @Munalozy]

Constantly begging God to grant me a soft life because I've checked myself very well and realized I don't like stress. 😔

[𝗝𝗮𝘅𝗼𝗻 @JaxonX_1]

Saw someone pose the question, “When will White Women be held accountable for raising Mass Shooters, the way Black Women are blamed for raising ‘Thugs???

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

“let it offend you that someone else could be handed your days and turn them into something greater”

[chebetonsteroids @Iam_ronoh]

I had a realization a few years ago that I don't need to figure out why this person is doing a certain behavior I dislike. All that matters is I know I don't like the behavior and I can leave

[Rhi @Rhigallimore]

They also need to let you use it before 10am in a working week, because why is it I can use it at anytime during the holidays and the weekend but not when I actually have to go to WORK?! 🥴

[isma @ismanewells]

tu amigo que empezó a fumar a los 15 años y ya no puede acordarse ni de que desayunó hoy acaba de subir esto a la historia

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

“I cook for my husband”= You’re a slave

“We split the bills”= Your husband is useless

“I spoil my wife”= You’re a simp

“I dress modestly”= You’re in an abusive marriage

“My wife and I make decisions together”= You’re not a real man

“I can’t do random nights out because I’m married” = You’re husband/wife is controlling

“My wife earns more than me”= You’re a useless leech

“My husband is the breadwinner”= You have no say since you bring nothing to the table

“I don’t need a male/female bestie because I’m married”= Your partner is insecure

This is how some of you see the world 😂

Y’all are far too pathetic and miserable to really understand what goes into making a marriage successful. Happy couples should keep it to themselves because you guys will find a fault in everything they do.

[Nimisire @theNimisire]

how people treat you when they think you’re poor or have no power, is who they really are.

I don’t care if you free yourself from the shackles of optics and performing for social acceptance and relevance, but if that is your praxis to life, don’t try to befriend me.

[thami 🇿🇦 @thamieverywhere]

bro to bro: if you like skinnier girls, get yourself a skinny girl. if you like thicker girls, get yourself a thick girl. if you like fitness girls, get yourself a fit girl. you are entitled to your own preferences.

but what you are not going to do bro, is date a girl who is not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls.

[Ava @noampomsky]

the only time i beg is to differ