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@BriaMo777 Cum trees
https://t.co/OMGDytR5Vk

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@CNviolations All a bunch of cunts what if that's your mum, fucking be more human.
How hard would it have been to ask where she's going and then kick her off if wrong train, make her someone on platform problem

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@Sonderisfon You're a cunt

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@oelma__ London of course! Fucking shit hole. The sooner I can get out of London and have a shower the better.

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@PolyphonicRat @oelma__ Not a big fan?

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@userds5050 @profoundluck @CostaCoffee Wtf is a flash light? Do you mean a torch or a flesh light?

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@ItsZahrah9 Has this dude got mixed up and out underpants on its head?

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@Irina_exh Shit service 0% if was good 10%
They get wages right or what's wrong with your cuntry

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@Proudofthisland Everyone complaining about the quality of driving... Everything is the will of a sky fairy, so it's ok to pull out in front of HGV as it's sky fairy will 🤣

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@otokyo__ Richard can be shortened to Dick or Dicky or Head.

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@otokyo__ Fuck there's a shit load of fucking made up or parents are cunts for giving a kid that shit name names.

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@tymboyszn 67

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@v_j_freeman Shout out to netto and Kwik Save. Big attention to detail. Anne summers 🤣

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@ayeejuju What the fuck are inches you imperial fuck. Fuckers need to use metric.

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@oelma__ Come have a beer and sausage with us neighbour

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@Gini_220 9 and 11 wrong way cunts

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@FloraLuzz_ I have a freedom of choice and can spot a con.

I'm sorry you were born to parents in a cult. You do have freedom of choice, good luck waking up.

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@andrewc44104127 Just makes me think of mosquitos. Mosquitos annoy and sting so you have to protect yourself by slapping them.
I got an electric swat in shape of tennis racket. Great to take a shot and hear the satisfying snap sounds.

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@JMNewsNetwork_ This is a waste of money. Years ago managers at our place insisted office needed prayer room to accommodate people's needs. Fuck that shit, leave it at home, work is for work and cult things are for at not work.

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@AwayDaysFB still sounds shit.