Paula

I will only lie if you don't deserve the truth.

[AT&T @ATT]

Calling all #bungalators, 10k likes & we change our profile pic to @theburntpeanut for week 4 of the #ATTAnnihilatorCup (should be light work)… 🥜🥜🥜

[San Joaquin County Office of Emergency Services @SJC_OES]

Select Safeway's in San Joaquin County are now offering COVID-19 vaccinations, by appointment only.

Currently available vaccines limited to individuals in Phase 1A & people aged 65 years and older at this time.

Visit https://t.co/VCQeNo2PfP for additional information.

[Paula @SmallestStorm]

@ManuIntiraymi I hope you're prepared to lose, and beg forgiveness. 😅

[Paula @SmallestStorm]

@pattonoswalt ... ever since I was a kid it reminds me of this scene in The Fly. 🤢

[Paula @SmallestStorm]

@TheRickWilson Don't worry about the eye. Worry about the fly.

[Paula @SmallestStorm]

@LodiToyota @Toyota

[Paula @SmallestStorm]

Lodi Toyota on #Yelp: Thievery. 48 days later, after asking for a refund the same day after changing our minds abou… https://t.co/MZPYMtvpBK

[Paula @SmallestStorm]

@CBSSacramento Same dude that killed his dad in '09, sentenced to 4 years for involuntary manslaughter in 2010.

[Paula @SmallestStorm]

@ManuIntiraymi 8 points. I'd say that's about average right? 😬

[The Mandalorian @themandalorian]

This is the day. New episodes start streaming Oct. 30 on #DisneyPlus. #TheMandalorian

[Star Wars @starwars]

This is the day. New Episodes Streaming Oct. 30 on #DisneyPlus. #TheMandalorian

[Paula @SmallestStorm]

@tarynperky @DaveGrutman You're absolutely right.

[Paula @SmallestStorm]

@YoINeedABeer Aww I should have been there.

[Dr. Mike Varshavski @RealDoctorMike]

When you’re in an ICU intubated because of #covid19 your political affiliation won’t matter. Let’s drop our political biases and fight this virus together. 🤝⛑🙏🏼

[Paula @SmallestStorm]

@RealDoctorMike Hey @RealDoctorMike I'm one of those weird people that needs to actually read references. You mention "recent research" at the 5:10 mark. What research were you talking about? I've read the @WHO entire mask wearing guidance and apparently I missed it. Please help.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

I’ve always loved joining commencements––the culmination of years of hard work and sacrifice. Even if we can’t get together in person this year, Michelle and I are excited to celebrate the nationwide Class of 2020 and recognize this milestone with you and your loved ones.

[Paula @SmallestStorm]

@shanedawson Your immune system is weakened now just regular germs that would never have bothered you, are hurting you hardcore.

[Paula @SmallestStorm]

@JeffreeStar Dutchess for sure!

[Paula @SmallestStorm]

@suckmyverga $SmallestStorm