Endless Wandering

With a dog, by the sea

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

Whatever your views of him, his party and their manifesto, it's so refreshing to see a British politician use their native tongue with nuance, context and simplicity.

Layer upon layer of the world's greatest language, the most expressive language, used so that even a fucking idiot couldn't twist his words.

[Endless Wandering @Smallest_of_all]

So this is 48 🎈

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My child and her father; forcing me to think about unclenching my jaw since 2004

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#NewProfilePic

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Love it when I invoice a client and they reply with a 👍🏻 instead of just paying the fucking thing

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NB. Arthur was carved by my mum, when she was at art school, and is named after her tutor.

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The fire lighting things live in this box, guarded by Arthur, the elephant. 20yo wanted a match, so I made her ask him for permission to move him and get one, then put him back and thank him.

She did, then walked out muttering “This house is fucking ridiculous”
😂

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@undercoverjule Yes! I love dungarees! 🥰

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@undercoverjule 48 in August 💪🏻

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Trying to make my printer realise that, yes, there is fucking paper in the fucking input tray, why the fuck can’t you fucking feel that it is fucking there, gives me renewed sympathy for men with small penises

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Wouldn’t be Christmas if I didn’t have to go outside and scream ‘CUUUUUUUUUNT!’ though, would it? 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Had the ex in my house for 2 hours and now feel the urge to fumigate my brain

It takes a lot to make really hate a person, but fucking hell he tries his absolute best

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that he didn’t absolutely HAVE to. And who still owes me several thousands in child support.

The mental gymnastics are staggering

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Walking the dog in the dark and an older man coming towards us stopped and stood right back out of my way and did a deep bow as I went past.

I liked it, 10/10 should be a thing

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Fuck me it’s bitter on the beach. Really enjoying my Reynauds syndrome kicking in with a vengeance 🥶😫😫

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There’s a nana waiting for this ferry with me who’s family keep ringing her to make sure she’s ok with all her travel and advise her about trains. Every time her phone rings she she looks like she’s about to toss it into the sea

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Fascinating episode! https://t.co/ScyZALYKmY