Small Church Pastor

This is for all of us who get paid in produce.

[Small Church Pastor @SmallishChurch]

A historian once wrote about ancient Athens, “It is easier to find a god than a man in Athens.”

Me: “It is easier to find a committee than a man at this church.”

[Small Church Pastor @SmallishChurch]

Can SermonGPT make me preach like Spurgeon? Asking for a friend.

[Small Church Pastor @SmallishChurch]

@GallagherPreach I hope so

[Small Church Pastor @SmallishChurch]

One of our local homeless guys rolled into church today. Here are a few of the gems:

“When can I preach?”

“Can I take a pew bible home?”

“Did you gain weight?”

“When is the next potluck?”

Strong start to 2024.

[Small Church Pastor @SmallishChurch]

I blame gluten for everything.

[Small Church Pastor @SmallishChurch]

Homeschooled kids are super smart. But there’s one question that I ask that stumps them every time… What grade are you in right now?

[Small Church Pastor @SmallishChurch]

@MrChurchGuy It was a good platform to stay informed. There used to be a lot of great humor. I started mostly as a way to share the lighter side of small church life. I still look at it every now and then, but it’s become more and more unpleasant.

[Small Church Pastor @SmallishChurch]

#x reminds me of the early 2000’s when everyone showed up to First Baptist Church and it was suddenly called “Cornerstone Fellowship “ for some reason.

[Dean Stewart @pastoratlabelle]

Someone needs to write the song, “Try That In A Small Church.”

I can imagine the opening lines,

“You bring coffee and a donut into the sanctuary.

You preach from an IPad and don’t wear a tie.

You say there are no designated spots in the pews.

Try that in a small church.”

[Small Church Pastor @SmallishChurch]

@MrChurchGuy Yeah. It used to be cool.

[Small Church Pastor @SmallishChurch]

@ChrchCurmudgeon Lol, yeah.

[Small Church Pastor @SmallishChurch]

@MrChurchGuy I have a teardrop tat under my eye.

[Small Church Pastor @SmallishChurch]

It’s true.

[Nathaniel Martin @Nater_Martin]

Being an obscure pastor in an unheralded church has major benefits y'all.

[Small Church Pastor @SmallishChurch]

Today I’ll preach the gospel and encourage people to share that gospel with others.

[Small Church Pastor @SmallishChurch]

@edstetzer I took over from a pastor who had served for almost 40 years. He mentored me and guided me. Humility is why the transition worked. I’m still going strong 15 years later because of him.

[Small Church Pastor @SmallishChurch]

I’m so embarrassed. “Preachers in Orthopedics with Expensive Insoles” has exposed me!

[Small Church Pastor @SmallishChurch]

There’s a sweet Yeti in the lost and found. What’s the appropriate amount of time I have to wait before I adopt it?

[Small Church Pastor @SmallishChurch]

Karl’s right.

[Karl Vaters @KarlVaters]

There are so many small/mid-size churches w huge kingdom impact training and sending people into ministry outside their walls.

They're not be well-known because their congregation is small. But their size doesn’t limit their impact or effectiveness.

https://t.co/U87LCOTRue

[Small Church Pastor @SmallishChurch]

The best time to plant a tree is 10 years ago. The second best time to plant a tree is today.

[Small Church Pastor @SmallishChurch]

Babies crying in church isn’t distracting. All the jitterbug phone ringers going off is distracting.