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smart azz
@SmartAzzPrick
Joined January 2012
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SmartAzzPrick
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Tony P.
@Tbone7219
about 6 years ago
Fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck him. Fuck her. Fuck them. Fuck you. Fuck me. Fuck no. Fuck yes. Fuck off. ~ My thoughts on 2O20
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Tony P.
@Tbone7219
about 6 years ago
Hey, people who always back into parking spaces .... you're not impressing no one.
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Tony P.
@Tbone7219
about 6 years ago
Your neck tattoo says "thug life" but the pink curtains in your selfie says "I sleep on a foldout couch at my grandmothers basement."
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Linda
@turtledumplin
about 6 years ago
He came, he liked all my selfies, he left without following ... Twitter's version of a one night stand.
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Sillipudi
@Sillipudi
Jesus loves you. Anti-communist. Make America Healthy Again.
The Swell Man
@theSwellMan
social life
@FuckQueue
Quality shit tweets at: https://t.co/kFLkx2sRJk
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Linda
@turtledumplin
about 6 years ago
How many stupid questions do I need to ignore before you realize I’m not answering.
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Linda
@turtledumplin
about 6 years ago
Pretty soon I won’t need a TV tray, I can just use my belly to set my snacks on.
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Rock
@TheCensoredRock
about 6 years ago
Coworker: hey where's your mask? Me: get the fuck away from me
smart azz
@SmartAzzPrick
about 6 years ago
Dude, your in your forties eat the got damn bread crust!!
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Rock
@TheMichaelRock
over 13 years ago
My 11yo isn't too happy when his parents run into his room doing the Harlem Shake while he's on FaceTime. We're such dicks.
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Rock
@TheMichaelRock
over 13 years ago
It's hard to find Miley Cyrus attractive when you remember she was hatched from an egg.
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Rock
@TheMichaelRock
over 13 years ago
I'm surprised that Piers Morgan hasn't come out talking about how we need to ban meteors.
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Rock
@TheMichaelRock
over 13 years ago
My 11yo missed two free throws yesterday, so I'm thinking about revoking his whiteness card.
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Steven
@101Racey
over 13 years ago
Your teeth are about as white as Kim Kardashian's taste in men.
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Steven
@101Racey
over 13 years ago
I'll have a little of whatever God was on when he invented seahorses please.
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Steven
@101Racey
almost 14 years ago
The other day I went so far back into someone's timeline I ended up on their MySpace page.
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Steven
@101Racey
over 13 years ago
Ran a bath, checked Twitter, flooded Europe.
smart azz
@SmartAzzPrick
over 13 years ago
At what point in your life did you say "fuck it" and start wearing Ecko clothes.
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Jay Royal
@lilhungrymang
over 13 years ago
So I "enlarged" your avi and it was smaller than the original. You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
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Jay Royal
@lilhungrymang
almost 14 years ago
Whatever, "Geoff". Maybe YOU'RE not pronouncing it right.
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Jay Royal
@lilhungrymang
over 13 years ago
WHERE MY DOGS AT? ARE MY DOGS IN THE HOUSE? no seriously guys I lost my pomeranians, here take a flyer man. God bless
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