Jay Royal

Can't/Won't

[Jay Royal @lilhungrymang]

At my Dr.'s office, watchin Matlock. I don't even have an appointment. Just here to watch Matlock.

[VoteVets @votevets]

Our military has been repeatedly BETRAYED by Trump.

Now he is panicking, using any excuse to show up in military communities. Like today, in Wilmington, NC.

But service members know better.

Donald Trump, you are going to lose.

#TrumpYouLose #TraitorTrump

[stu @rinbcage]

SITCOM CHARACTER: Hey you ever notice that we all keep delivering this snappy hilarious dialogue but none of us ever laugh at it

[Curtis Samuel Stan @Old_Simba_]

Can't wait for y'all to embarrass me on national TV again @panthers

[Jay Royal @lilhungrymang]

[tenderly places vape pen and GameCube controller in my bro's casket]

[Jay Royal @lilhungrymang]

@politico

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Look at ppl on twitter growing and healing and shit 2018 is wild I don't even know what this place is anymore

[Jay Royal @lilhungrymang]

The Halloween episode of Martin is on and I'm basically OD'ing on 90s FOX nostalgia.

[Jay Royal @lilhungrymang]

Your pores look hella clogged, bro.

[Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake]

be ur own secret santa with ambien and amazon

[Mark Agee @MarkAgee]

STYLIST: How about today we-

CAM: No. Gimme Darkwing Duck if he joined the Army

[Jay Royal @lilhungrymang]

Black Out (2018) - after a power outage hits Atlanta's airport, it's up to a lowly gift shop cashier (Kevin Hart) and a stoner (Channing Tatum) to save the day.

[Jay Royal @lilhungrymang]

#KeepPounding https://t.co/W76fzA3pwO

[Vegatable Soup for the Middle Age Soul @ButHerEmailsKia]

Let's all appreciate the sound system encased in glass that we all knew we shouldn't touch or play with but we did anyway https://t.co/PlBowrYbtD

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

While you idiots were buying bitcoins I cornered the market on expired Kohl’s cash, we’ll see who survives the apocalypse now suckers

[Infernal @infernalonahole]

Vice: Project Doom - NES

[Dan Diamond @ddiamond]

Monday: Trump officials tout commitment to house all homeless veterans

Friday: Trump officials cut major program to help homeless vets get housing
https://t.co/kwc5EXxBYw by @ArthurAllen202 @Woellert

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

The VA says it's essentially ending a special $460 million program that helps provide housing to homeless veterans. https://t.co/3ZbiKr1cc0

[Jay Royal @lilhungrymang]

Starting to regret dropping this Alvin Kamara fella after week 2...

[Jay Royal @lilhungrymang]

@wokkax3 Just stating facts