Dylan Hoover

If you’re reading this, you’re probably losing a dumb Twitter argument with me and are now digging around to find something to insult me with. Try harder.

[Dylan Hoover @SmashHistory]

@krussi34 @MightyKeef TotK copy/pastes a lot from BotW, and BotW is already a pretty beefy game, so it’ll be remarkably easy to burn yourself out if you marathon them back to back. Play a couple other games in your backlog (hell, play a couple other Zelda games) and then jump into TotK, trust me.

[Dylan Hoover @SmashHistory]

@KHSEden @Boy_Galdot @b0rug0at I’m not saying she’s equal to them, but they narratively wanted her to be within the same ballpark to celebrate Team 7 being the last ones standing and getting the job done. Wouldn’t work if everyone was just like “why are you even here?”

[Dylan Hoover @SmashHistory]

@Boy_Galdot @b0rug0at If Sakura’s as weak as her downplayers make her out to be, this is what should have happened. Yes, it’s a massive buff out of nowhere in order to make her relative to the other Team 7 members, welcome to post-Pain Naruto scaling 🤷‍♂️

[Dylan Hoover @SmashHistory]

@BluebriarArts It only lasted 2 seasons, but the first season of the 90s animated Hulk show was pretty gritty (and, well, comic book heroes naturally have plenty of lore attached) while the second season was more goofy

[Dylan Hoover @SmashHistory]

@suchnerve I’ll take it if it means that My Humps is also forgotten 🤢

[Dylan Hoover @SmashHistory]

@suchnerve What’s the face for “Ian”?

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@suchnerve Palworld is actually a documentary

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@suchnerve Black Cat

[Dylan Hoover @SmashHistory]

This Blink vs Green Day debate is so ridiculous in the age of streaming. You can go from Dookie to Enema of the State back to back for no additional cost. Can’t we just go “holy shit, two cakes” and move on?

[Dylan Hoover @SmashHistory]

@suchnerve Shit I need to go back to church…

[Dylan Hoover @SmashHistory]

@suchnerve Silver lining, you grow up to be Sigourney Weaver 😅

[Dylan Hoover @SmashHistory]

I hate when I’m reading a critique of the MCU that sounds reasonable at first then they call it the “M She U” and that god damn Loch Ness monster tricked me again!

[Dylan Hoover @SmashHistory]

@Master0fHyrule Simple possible explanation: The original’s graphics left more up to the imagination while modern hardware makes it clearer what is and isn’t being depicted, and that difference could be enough to remove the “suggestive themes” label. We won’t know until it’s out 🤷‍♂️

[Dylan Hoover @SmashHistory]

@spaceserenade People saying “Miles didn’t exist yet” erm, actually, one of the universes is set in 2099 where he did exist by then, checkmate atheists

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@sharintaint @Chineasypeasy @ChrisRGun The thread you’re involved in did bring up the race and gender of the new characters, and that was the part I was very clearly challenging. So…not sure what you’re doing here…

[Dylan Hoover @SmashHistory]

@Chineasypeasy @ChrisRGun Definitely did not strike a nerve

[Dylan Hoover @SmashHistory]

@Chineasypeasy @ChrisRGun “It’s weird” is not an argument and doesn’t help convince me of your lack of white robes in your closet. Neither does you interpreting a fictional black woman existing as “choking you to death with a message.”

[Dylan Hoover @SmashHistory]

@sharintaint @Chineasypeasy @ChrisRGun You realize you can say that without bringing up the race or gender of the new characters, yes?

[Dylan Hoover @SmashHistory]

@sharintaint @Chineasypeasy @ChrisRGun Lovely sentiment. And it applies here how exactly?