Matt

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m actually stealing AI’s job (wasting resources and making up stupid shit)

[reyna cervantes @Jfcdoomblade]

“You’re gonna punch me?”
“Yeah”
“Then you’re gonna in trouble for that”
“Okay”

Followed by this frame is one of the hardest things I’ve seen on the internet this week.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Much love to Alex Pretti and Renee Good—but remember—ICE has killed 9 people in 2026. You know the names of the 2 white people they've killed.

ICE has also killed a Black man named Keith Porter, a Cambodian named Parady La, and five Latinos named Heber Sanchaz Domínguez, Victor Manuel Diaz, Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz, Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres, and Geraldo Lunas Campos.

ICE is on pace to kill more than 100 people this year. Abolish ICE. Impeach Noem. Prosecute those who committed these crimes.

[Jason Kenney 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇮🇱 @jkenney]

In the same week as his humiliating climb down on Greenland, he confused Iceland and Greenland multiple times, and now his staff is confusing Antarctica with Greenland (penguins inhabit the former, not the latter.)

The most powerful nation on Earth being run like a clown show.

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

Today is the day for Governors of blue states, who actually fund the federal government, to get together and come up with a plan to withhold all funds from the federal government and to deprive red states who take the money from the ability to do do.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

You’re a fucking liar with blood on your hands.

[Ryan Moulton @moultano]

After all this is over, we need to pass a law that makes social media posts from official agency accounts like this subject to perjury. It is too destructive to the country to let them keep lying and lying and lying without any possible legal remedy.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

To be clear about what this depicts: An immigration officer threw a woman onto the ground. Alex Pretti, a registered nurse on scene as a legal observer, is filming and goes to help the woman up. He is then pepper sprayed and thrown to the ground for no discernible reason. Many officer surround and assault him; one removes his firearm, which police say appears to have been legally registered. They then execute him with a hail of bullets.

They are, objectively speaking, both cowards and criminals, while Pretti is what we teach people an American ought to be.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Liam Ramos is just a baby. He should be at home with his family, not used as bait by ICE and held in a Texas detention center.

I am outraged, and you should be too.

[Moxie Marlinspike @moxie]

There are so many great reasons to be on Signal.

Now including the opportunity for the vice president of the United States of America to randomly add you to a group chat for coordination of sensitive military operations.

Don’t sleep on this opportunity…

[Narinder Kaur @narindertweets]

Colombia: We're not taking shackled detainees returned on military flights. Transport them with dignity

Trump: let's slap some tarrifs on.

Colombia: OK, here's some tariffs right back at cha. *America has a meltdown over price of coffee

Trump: Fine, no more shackled detainees returned on military flights. We will be dignified like Biden was in returning migrants.

Colombia: it's called negotiation and we don't really want to with a white slaver but have no choice.

Trump: I won!
Western media - King Trump 🤴

Rest of world- well done Colombia.

[L E F T, PhD ⚫️ @LeftSentThis]

Do you know how wild it is to publicly announce that you don’t want diversity, equality, and inclusion?

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Because the media is already getting everything as wrong as they possibly can, let's go over what actually happened with Colombia yesterday.

Under Biden/Harris, Colombia accepted more than 400 deportation flights, 120 just in 2024 alone. These were normal commercial planes. 1/

[vic 🍎 @youwerenice]

people like this are so interesting to me

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

the bible:

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

Is this edited or did she really perform with a Susanoo?

[cat !! 💕🏳️‍⚧️ @catluvsdnp]

new branch of the 9/11 domino affect just dropped

[Jenna ✶ @unimportantspam]

she sums the “trans debate” up perfectly

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

we're living in increasingly unfergalicious times

[Sabrina @NoBodyN0Crime13]

new Mozart tunes before rep tv we have truly lost the plot