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@beesmade Ooooo no

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@Frankie____ No scary haunted lake drink is not ok

[Eben Upton🧢 @EbenUpton]

Lovely bit of @Raspberry_Pi RP2040 optimisation from our old friend @petewarden. https://t.co/mxRA4vtHXJ

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@beesmade Ah yes that

[Butcher's Dog Publishing @ButchersDogMag]

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@Elouisepoems @LeanneModenPoet Mow* May

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@witheredhand Come to Cambridge

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[Butcher's Dog Publishing @ButchersDogMag]

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[C Bancroft @c_bancroft_poet]

magazines and small presses are the life blood of poetry. Butcher’s Dog is one of the best and it’d be a poorer place without it. If you can support in any way please do. 💚

[Angela T. Carr @adreamingskin]

📢END OF MONTH SUBMISSIONS ALERT📢 20+ calls for #poetry comps, literary journals & writing opportunities closing by 1 Apr, incl. @bansheelit @magmapoetry @propelmagazine @thecaterpilla20 @PloughArts @splitlipthemag @okaydonkeymag & more. Good luck! https://t.co/AZ6qvjrZxH

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@CarlBovisNature Plump little wings

[Julia Webb @Julwe1]

Ver Poetry Competition is open - send your best poems! https://t.co/J3hCRgDo2J

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@LLBroadwell @deborah_c All bicycles play baby shark whilst being pedalled

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@sainsburys No Ryan they won’t they cut my call off after 25 minutes of hold music

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@sainsburys This chop chop app of yours is the worst! Placed an order, order tracked for delivery by 7:40. Now the app says the service is closed and I can’t cancel it. What are they going to do deliver it whenever they want? Tomorrow? Next week? Deletion is imminent

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And then the helpline cut off after 25 minutes of hold music. Nope 👎