Smaug

Fire drake here to defend my EARNED gold in my pimp cave i call Smaug Mountain. I have RP accounts but this is not one of them because I'm seriously a dragon.

[Smaug @Smaugerbatch]

@MirkwoodShadow Most people are unaware of how important dragons like me are to the economy.
"Smaug saved Middle Earth from the inflationary policies of the dwarves."
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[THE Necromancer @MirkwoodShadow]

I don't like bards. They bring cheer, song and dance into the world. What's there to like?

And one Bard shot down a dragon, which as everyone knows is an endangered species in Middle-Earth. Why have the wildlife conservationists not said anything about that!?

[Smaug @Smaugerbatch]

@SherlockSkull *Kisses the top of your head.* All live women with flesh are always chasing me but you have always come first.

[Smaug @Smaugerbatch]

@SherlockSkull Skull. I wouldn't lie to you. I assure you, you're very dear to me. You're always the first I see when I return.

[Smaug @Smaugerbatch]

@SherlockSkull Dragon business is awful. If I would have been here instead, I would have.

[Smaug @Smaugerbatch]

@SherlockSkull I'm sorry. I had dragon business to attend to.

[Smaug @Smaugerbatch]

@SherlockSkull I missed you too, you sexy thing, you. *Gently strokes you.*

[Smaug @Smaugerbatch]

@SherlockSkull Not sure if on drugs or having a manic episode but here. *Warps my arms and wings around you in a big hug.*

[Smaug @Smaugerbatch]

@SherlockSkull So. Skull. How goes it?

[Smaug @Smaugerbatch]

Wow. Someone told me to watch Supernatural, and I still haven't finished it all. So, #Smaugtober was like 50% Supernatural.

[Smaug @Smaugerbatch]

@SherlockSkull I think she was on drugs. I reminded her a week later and she said sorry and blamed drugs. Crazy bitch.

[Smaug @Smaugerbatch]

@SherlockSkull Yes. Once. Very hard. That girl had a very strong jaw.

[Smaug @Smaugerbatch]

@SherlockSkull In my time there, the worst thing a human did was bite me.

[Smaug @Smaugerbatch]

@SherlockSkull Idk. Just didn't think a bunch of 14 year olds would get shot in the head. It didn't happen when I was there.

[Smaug @Smaugerbatch]

@SherlockSkull But dude. Little humans shot each other. It's totes cray cray. I thought drangons were supposed to be the dangerous ones.

[Smaug @Smaugerbatch]

@SherlockSkull Yeah. The human security guards weren't fans. Always on my tail about fire and inappropriate hoodies.

[Smaug @Smaugerbatch]

@SherlockSkull Freshman through junior year it was a shared campus but the dragons got their own campus for my senior year.

[Smaug @Smaugerbatch]

@SherlockSkull -died last week. So now the posts are sad. And it's awkward. Because I'm a dragon and human things are awkward.

[Smaug @Smaugerbatch]

@SherlockSkull -thing for some reason. So I followed a bunch to be entertained by human teenage drama. But the a bunch of people there-