THE Necromancer

Sauron? Never heard of him. Nope, no Saurons here...

[THE Necromancer @MirkwoodShadow]

@FictionPress @SuperGeomaster We greatly appreciate your efforts in getting rid of the scammers, but I'm curious why it took you guys so many months to get to it?

[THE Necromancer @MirkwoodShadow]

@FictionPress Why not?

[Kestrel Omega - VTuber In Training @KestrelOmega]

@FictionPress What took you so damn long? 😡

[THE Necromancer @MirkwoodShadow]

@FictionPress Thanks. It only took almost a year.

[THE Necromancer @MirkwoodShadow]

@FictionPress Cool. Do you plan on responding to anybody's tweets, DMs, or emails asking what you're going to do about the art spammers?

[THE Necromancer @MirkwoodShadow]

@ShaneWardAuthor @FictionPress I hope so too, but so far they have been totally ignoring the problem.

[THE Necromancer @MirkwoodShadow]

@FictionPress
Can you PLEASE address the scam artist issue on fanfiction/net? Here is a thread with complaints that is now over 100 pages long! Over 500 scam accounts have been identified. We have been blocking these users, but need a permanent solution!

https://t.co/8OiuxUWrvw

[THE Necromancer @MirkwoodShadow]

@LobbySack

Shire?

Baggins?

[WYATT 6 @Windham6]

2 more days

[Smaug @Smaugerbatch]

@MirkwoodShadow Most people are unaware of how important dragons like me are to the economy.
"Smaug saved Middle Earth from the inflationary policies of the dwarves."
https://t.co/OlvyV2tKdC

[THE Necromancer @MirkwoodShadow]

Does anybody take the time to think about the consequences of their actions? If Smaug is slain, then who is going to eat the free peoples and keep their populations in check? It's gonna lead to all kinds of environmental disasters for Middle-Earth and its ecosystem!

#Balance

[THE Necromancer @MirkwoodShadow]

@Smaugerbatch If I don't bring awareness to this issue, then who will!? The White Council are afraid talk about it. I don't know what they spend so much time "counseling" about over there, because nothing productive seems to get done. Typical politicians.

[THE Necromancer @MirkwoodShadow]

I don't like bards. They bring cheer, song and dance into the world. What's there to like?

And one Bard shot down a dragon, which as everyone knows is an endangered species in Middle-Earth. Why have the wildlife conservationists not said anything about that!?

[THE Necromancer @MirkwoodShadow]

@DuraTheSavager One ring to alert us all
One ring to find them
One ring, cause I just want some peace is all
And in the darkness pay no mind to them

[THE Necromancer @MirkwoodShadow]

@Bard_Danbetryin I want to make it clear, you son of a bitch.
You better not switch!
Or else, you'll end up like Thrain.
In Pain.
Or even slain.
All your rhymes in vain.
All memories of you gone, like tears in rain.

[THE Necromancer @MirkwoodShadow]

@Bard_Danbetryin You sure like to rhyme.
But I can do that too.
You say it's hard to keep your trap shut.
But I strongly advise you to.
Because if you snitch on me...
I'll shut YOU in a trap from which you'll never be free.

[THE Necromancer @MirkwoodShadow]

If Gandalf and the rest of those geezers keep harassing me, I will have no choice but to move back to Mordor! That's right, you heard me: MORDOR. The same place Sauron used to live!

[THE Necromancer @MirkwoodShadow]

@Bard_Danbetryin If everyone knew how big my Grond was, they'd all come at me at the same time and try to chop it down! Grond is an essential part of my plans! How am I going to smash them without it?