Cartoonist•Illustrator•Writer
The only thing I use this account for is class assignments and trying (ineffectively) to get Lin-Manuel Miranda's attention.
“Sweet mother of O Henry,” Ben cried, “you mean I sold my car to buy you a new pair of earrings, but you sold your ears to buy me new tires for my car?”
“What?” yelled Barb.
Ben eyed the tires, tapping his chin. “Y’know, maybe this ain’t such a bad thing after all.”
#flashfic
Writing a book, didn't know how my character was gonna break a spell. So I wrote a 2,000 word scene where he brings a character back from the dead and asks her how she would do it. The scene's getting deleted but now I know how to get past that dang spell.
Remember, God said "No matter what, you'll always be mine. You may be punished but I will not leave you." #InARelationship#WithGod srsly tho repent wth Ahaz (Prophet Isaiah Tweeting)
Just got word from the BIG GUY: doesn't look good. WOE 2 U JUDAH >:(
Bc u have broken the Covenant, u will b conquered! #sorrynotsorry#BabylonIsComing#IToldYouSo#OnTheWillowsThere Better luck next Covenant, I hate my life lol (Prophet Jeremiah Tweeting)
#FlashFic18#ThursPeak She always said mushrooms were vile, so I always ordered extra. And then laughed. More pizza for me.
Nowadays I've got an empty bed and a fridge blooming with leftover mushroom pizza.
Sometimes I convince myself I like this way better.
Random Art Prompt Generator is for art, but it'd be cool for writing. Set the prompt to "simple" for 1-word, "elaborate" to get xtra descriptions. Fun to turn a prompt like "use dark colors" into a writing pointer for mood, etc. https://t.co/9iT4yo2u9N #FlashFic18