Kyleeeee 😶‍🌫️

Wondering why I still use this app.

[Kyleeeee 😶‍🌫️ @SmileitsKyleeee]

Told myself I'd keep track of how much I'd drink since I got home, and here it is. Will update each day (hopefully) to see how much of an alcoholic I've become.

[Kyleeeee 😶‍🌫️ @SmileitsKyleeee]

Get these power units out of here.

[Holiness @F1BigData]

The reason for Hulkenberg's DNF was because Lawson went wide in Turn 12 and kicked up gravel that hit the emergency kill switch, shutting the car down completely
Yes, you read that right

[Kyleeeee 😶‍🌫️ @SmileitsKyleeee]

So we can't pick the vice captain to become interim because he too was caught doing something similar in Wellington. 😂

Excellent job all round. 👏

[England Cricket @englandcricket]

Joe Root will lead the team as Interim Captain at the Kia Oval.

Click below for our 15-player squad for the 2nd Test 📝

[Kyleeeee 😶‍🌫️ @SmileitsKyleeee]

Terrible. 😕

[Europa.com @europa]

🇬🇧 Bodycam footage has been released showing Henry Nowak begging for an ambulance before being handcuffed behind his back.

Nowak: "I've been stabbed"

Officer: "I don't think you have mate"

Follow: @europa

[Kyleeeee 😶‍🌫️ @SmileitsKyleeee]

Fuck the police, now and forever. An actual dispersal order at the Emirates. 😂

[Kyleeeee 😶‍🌫️ @SmileitsKyleeee]

The Arsenal, managing to close every nearby tube station. Massive football club.

[Aaron Catterson-Reid @ReidTheGame]

Every tube stop is closed ffs

[Kyleeeee 😶‍🌫️ @SmileitsKyleeee]

The Premier League at the mid level needs nerfing.

[Premier League @premierleague]

NINE Premier League clubs will play European football next season

It’s a joint-record 👇

[Kyleeeee 😶‍🌫️ @SmileitsKyleeee]

@IndyCarOnFOX I feel for him. Losing it in that way must hurt so badly, but he's the real deal and he will win this one day.

[Kyleeeee 😶‍🌫️ @SmileitsKyleeee]

I went first thing in the morning and I spent 15 mins in the queue. The money the club are making today will be mad.

[Darren @DarrenArsenal1]

The club shop is absolutely heaving

CaChing!!!

[Kyleeeee 😶‍🌫️ @SmileitsKyleeee]

I can hear it from my house. Beautiful stuff.

[Connor Humm @TikiTakaConnor]

It’s nearly 1am 😂😂😂

[Central @WestHam_Central]

WATCH: Declan Rice’s first and last ever trophy won as a professional player.

[B. @InvertTheWing]

Simply will come down to the last day. Glasner seems like he will obviously rest players, but someone who will still try.

Cannot see Burnley getting anything.

If Michael Jackson does something, I will be playing Thriller all day.

[Kyleeeee 😶‍🌫️ @SmileitsKyleeee]

It doesn't help when the British public were mislead about what HS2 was for. 🤷‍♂️

[Jordan Walker @JayW132]

HS2. A masterclass in how Britain destroys money.

The cost:
• 2011: £32.7bn
• 2013: £45bn
• 2015: £55.7bn
• 2019: up to £88bn
• 2020: up to £106bn
• 2026: up to £102.7bn… for a fraction of the original route

What’s been cut along the way:
• 2021: Eastern leg to Leeds: SCRAPPED
• 2022: Golborne link to Scotland: SCRAPPED
• 2023: Birmingham → Manchester leg: SCRAPPED
• 2023: Crewe hub: SCRAPPED
• Euston terminus: paused, downsized from 10 platforms to 6, now needs private finance

Original plan: 11 cities, 340 miles, £32bn, open 2026.

What we’re getting: 4 stations, 140 miles, £100bn+, open 2039.

A national embarrassment, paid for by taxpayers.

[Kyleeeee 😶‍🌫️ @SmileitsKyleeee]

@femooafc Born in Archway and moved to Holloway a few weeks before I turned 4. Only one choice after that.

[Kyleeeee 😶‍🌫️ @SmileitsKyleeee]

We found the formula with Sam Ryder and this is what we've come up with since. 💔

[Eurovision News @EurovisionNewZ]

🇬🇧📹 Watch United Kingdom’s second rehearsal 30 seconds rehearsal clip

[Kyleeeee 😶‍🌫️ @SmileitsKyleeee]

Thank fuck we replaced this fraud.

[Connor Humm @TikiTakaConnor]

🗣️ “We never planned to sign him at the start of the transfer window to be transparent for different reasons. But we always say that we have to be prepared for every scenario so when the opportunity came to me…”

Edu Gaspar on signing Raheem Sterling. ✍️

[Kyleeeee 😶‍🌫️ @SmileitsKyleeee]

Will actively root for:
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
🇫🇷
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Will actively root against:
🇪🇸
🇺🇸

Won't mind if they win:
🇧🇷
🇳🇱
🇦🇷
🇩🇪
🇵🇹

Outsiders that I like:
🇳🇴
🇲🇽
🇲🇦
🇭🇷
🇸🇳

[different animal, same beast @idolastacc]

I am pleased to announce my agendas for the upcoming World Cup.

Will actively root for:
🇧🇷
🇵🇹

Will actively root against:
🇪🇸
🇦🇷
🇫🇷

Won’t mind if they win it:
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
🇧🇪

Outsiders that I like:
🇭🇷
🇺🇾
🇨🇴
🇸🇳

[Kyleeeee 😶‍🌫️ @SmileitsKyleeee]

He shouldn't be captain moving forward.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We've made a change...

↩️ Odegaard
🔛 Eze

🔴 1-1 🔵 (58)

[Kyleeeee 😶‍🌫️ @SmileitsKyleeee]

One of the best singers of all time. 👏

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Sade will be inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

[Kyleeeee 😶‍🌫️ @SmileitsKyleeee]

Excellent. 🤝

[ITV Racing @itvracing]

🏆 I Am Maximus REGAINS the Randox Grand National! 🏆

The first horse since Red Rum to do so!

@PTownend | @WillieMullinsNH

[Kyleeeee 😶‍🌫️ @SmileitsKyleeee]

Diet Coke is clear, but both of these are clear of regular Coca Cola.

[courtney @csmallllll]

I must speak my truth. Coke Zero is astronomically better than Diet Coke