Smileyweb

Non-sky-diving husband and father of two. Ex-Football Development Officer and undercover spy. Oops. All views are my own, obviously.

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@SteveShovlar Never would have guessed you were a Bournemouth fan from that unbiased summary…

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@prodnose One word: TURMOIL

RIP Danny.

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@Evans_Bach @bfcgpg No, it's responding to idiots saying there was no contact. Starting to reach Arsenal levels of whining.

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@GlenH84 @BrentfordFC 'Erm...

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@BrentfordFC No shit.

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@bfcgpg OK, mate. Keep grasping.

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@bfcgpg

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@bfcgpg You made the stupid comment that you couldn't see his head move.

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@UzziMajid TBF, most teams are below Brighton.

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@bfcgpg Split his lip and drew blood. Also, you do realise that's a STILL picture, right?

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@Kenzema Applying the laws of the game is corruption, now, or only when it affects your team?

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@Ryanv24z @Sargesbackheel @bfcgpg He was you plum.

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@rianmullaley "Could yet be overturned." On what planet?

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@Ryanv24z @Sargesbackheel @bfcgpg In ANY league, that's a red card. Learn the laws of the game.

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@SamJDean Ok mate

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@thesoopabees I liked it, as it made me laugh. However, expecting a measured response on this cesspit of an app? 🫢

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@BreannaMorello Firstly, that's a bullshit made up number.

Secondly, the ONLY racial or ethnic group that OVERINDEXES vs. the general population on sexual assaults is....WHITE MALES.

I know, right?

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@copeCFC @bfcgpg It proves the point, you WALLY.

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@HarrisonKrank @grok So now you know. 😂