Shana Banana

I am loving living life! I am a happy wife, a middle school teacher, and baseball fanatic! Go Rockies! 💜⚾️💜 she/her

[Shana Banana @SmilyShana]

This is probably perfect timing… hoping to see you all after a very relaxing month! 💙
If you want to join me, go to https://t.co/qVmKK4Bvoh #goodformymentalhealth #NoSoNovember #NoSo #ImIn

[Shana Banana @SmilyShana]

@ryanburge Gosh I miss decency in politics.

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@oneforthreewalk @cjjsaez 100% agree! It needs to happen, for Chuck!

[Shana Banana @SmilyShana]

@ProjectLincoln Yes!

[Shana Banana @SmilyShana]

@DoomScroling And just to be clear, I wasn’t trying to wait it out or continue the pregnancy I had ended the pregnancy with the injection. It was a complete surprise that my tube ruptured even after the injection and my hcg was dropping appropriately. I thought I was having period cramps…

[Shana Banana @SmilyShana]

@DoomScroling My fallopian tube ruptured a month after having a methotrexate shot for my ectopic. I passed out from the pain and made this hole with my head. I ended up in the ER and needed two transfusions, an emergency abortion, and lots of time off from work. It was horrendous, not heroic.

[Shana Banana @SmilyShana]

@PastorMark God’s will be done on November 6th when election results show tRump’s lies, assaults, threats, and disgraceful behaviors have kept him out of The White House. The nation’s citizens, Christians and all, will hold him accountable.

[Shana Banana @SmilyShana]

@bbalston I have a student who is currently reading Amari and The Night Brothers who is very excited to write to you after she has finished! I’m really looking forward to it!

[Shana Banana @SmilyShana]

@ddbecker5454 @johnpavlovitz Those extensions are incredibly well done! That teacher needs a raise!

[Shana Banana @SmilyShana]

@Pitto2016 @johnpavlovitz I’m also a teacher. I’m wondering when I will be receiving my supplemental surgeon’s stipend. Surely it will be here any day now!

[Shana Banana @SmilyShana]

@heyletsmakestuf Of course a man would be explaining this to a woman… dear God. 🙄

[Shana Banana @SmilyShana]

@ProjectLincoln

[Shana Banana @SmilyShana]

@Liz_Wheeler If you have to have a building to be a Christian, then you are not a true Christian. I can worship from anywhere. The two abortions I’ve had were essential to save my life. They occurred during our 9 year struggle to have a baby.

[Shana Banana @SmilyShana]

@TotalSeasons I really wish I could hire you guys!

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

Admittedly, I would be happy to sign a meaningless petition for Elon Musk to give me one million dollars. But I’m not eligible, because I’m not a registered voter in a swing state. Which is what makes his actions a federal crime. It should be swiftly investigated and prosecuted.

[Shana Banana @SmilyShana]

@SteveStaeger @nexton9news Aww so cute! Teachers make the best spouses (I’m a techer, so I know for a fact it’s true)!

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

They are unloading debris from trucks and stacking it behind the podium for DeSantis.

[Shana Banana @SmilyShana]

@RoxDugoutStores @authenticrally @Broncos @nuggets @DowntownDenver @visitdenver @Avalanche @LosRockies @Colorado @Rockies What’s the expiration date for season ticket holders gift cards?