katie smith

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

While I may be the first woman in this office, I will not be the last—because every little girl watching tonight sees that this is a country of possibilities.

[katelynn @katelynn_rae01]

therapist: and what do we do when we are sad?

me: add to cart

therapist: no

[John Becicka @JohnBecicka]

Dude 1: Hey, bro?
Dude 2: yeah bro?
Dude 1: Can you pass me that pamphlet?
Dude 2: Brochure

[Logan Evans @SheWantsThe_E]

If college professors let students bring in canned goods for extra credit we’d solve world hunger

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Charlie and Maverick. Charlie had his eyes removed due to glaucoma, but then Maverick came along as his little helper. Now they’re doing amazing. Both 14/10

[Lydia @_Lyddz]

So my cousin and his wife got an email from their sons teacher. He didn’t do his hw so she asked him to write a paper saying why he didn’t do his hw and this is what she got...😂🤦🏼‍♀️

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

bro i swear if you don’t have yourself a merry little christmas im gonna be so pissed

[anthony @AnthonyyStevens]

just a reminder to give credit to the man of the year, Ashton Kutcher who slowed down his acting career to pursue efforts in stopping human trafficking with help from the CIA and FBI. He also saved 6,000 children from this terrible part of society. Thank you.

[Erin Hanson @erinjorgenson2]

Mom: “Don’t wind up the dog”

My Brain:
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it

Me:

[Kayne not Kanye @kaynecaraway]

I blanked when I got to the counter at Starbucks and said “vodka soda” and she said “huh” and I said “huh” and then we stared at each other until I remembered I was there for coffee.

[katie smith @Smith70Katie]

@mlinkkk Tell me it’s not relatable

[katie smith @Smith70Katie]

when I’ve had a rough day I crack open a new bag of tater tots & I feel so at ease

[katie smith @Smith70Katie]

@mlinkkk Lol what