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I finally made it to WAFFLE HOUSE.
The staff are always friendly, and when I asked if they would sell me a menu, they sold me one for $5.
Next time, I’ll be back at 3 a.m. for fight time.
#WAFFLEHOUSE
@Akerasglasses@MugenLord This is the dumbest shit I've read. As an educator, you challenge students consistently to outperform what they thought to be possible. Sometimes whats going on outside of class has to be mitigated, so that learning the lesson can happen. Teachers regularly balance challenges
@doewards@RedMedia_us Appeal to the unhappy women or those that dont hold their relationships in the regard as she does. It's not going to work out because RiRi too real and happy in the position she holds. Tyla dont understand and thought it to be smart to voice her misplaced thoughts and feelings
@wesbos My thoughts and prayers are you with you during this difficult time of life. Be sure to give yourself grace in this season as everything happens for a reason. Once the energy passes, might b a wise idea 2 catalogue whats available, 2 be more efficient when the next obstacle comes
My cousin Wale joined a dating app in Pretoria and matched with a woman who said her name was Thandi. Her profile said she loved hiking, jazz, and deep conversations about the meaning of life. Wale said he also loved all 3 things. He had never hiked in his life.
The first date was at a botanical garden. Wale wore hiking boots he had bought that morning. The sales assistant had asked if he was a serious hiker. Wale said he was a serious romantic. The assistant sold him socks too.
Thandi arrived in sandals and a sundress. She looked at his boots. She asked if he was planning to climb a mountain. Wale said the mountain was metaphorical. Thandi said metaphors were for men who couldn't commit to actual terrain.
They argued about hiking for 20 minutes. Then about jazz. Thandi said her favourite artist was Hugh Masekela. Wale said he also loved Hugh Masekela. Thandi asked him to name one album. Wale said The Best of Hugh Masekela. She stared at him. He stared back. Then she laughed so hard a security guard came over to check if she was okay.
They have been married for 4 years. Wale now owns 3 pairs of hiking boots and can name every Masekela album. He still cannot hike. Thandi says the boots are a monument to the best lie she ever caught.
The meaning of life, they have discovered, is not a deep conversation. It is watching someone fail at pretending and deciding they are worth the mess.
Love is a lie you both agree to laugh about forever.