Sam.

Books… The SushiHound… Whatever…

[Sam. @SmitingTortoise]

@simonwu @sweettomatoes There are still days when I want to go eat here and I have to remind myself it’s not there anymore

[Sam. @SmitingTortoise]

@GettyMuseum Please keep yourselves and the antiquities safe!

[Sam. @SmitingTortoise]

@PrWarrior1776 @SanDiegoPD Unfortunately, the chopper’s still flying over the area, so it doesn’t look like it

[Sam. @SmitingTortoise]

Rewatching Silence in the Library at 1am was probably not the best plan… 😬🫣💀#DoctorWho

[Sam. @SmitingTortoise]

Huzzah for the return of the #henchnuns! #SisterBoniface #SisterPeter #SisterReg

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

New year. Same me.

[Sam. @SmitingTortoise]

Random shower scene✅ #Willow

[Sam. @SmitingTortoise]

Dammit, I wanted Hubert to join the party… #Willow

[Sam. @SmitingTortoise]

First #peppermintmocha of the season! 😋🥰 #starbucks

[Sam. @SmitingTortoise]

@BBCStudiosPress @BritBox_US @bbcstudios @OfficialTCA Huzzah! We humbly request more screentime for the henchnuns!

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me no geologist, but me think dat rock look a lot like me...

[Sam. @SmitingTortoise]

@StreetCatBob US release? In any format?

[Sam. @SmitingTortoise]

Is it just me, or is sandwiching Diet books between mystery and young adult-FACING the YA-kinda fucked up? #bodyimage #teenissue @BNBuzz

[Sam. @SmitingTortoise]

So working retail is a long-term exercise in enlightenment… Hmm…

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

To achieve peace of mind it’s important to have patience and it’s people who are hostile and antagonistic rather than our friends who teach us patience. It’s not difficult to make your friends smile, but bringing a smile to your enemy’s face is a real achievement.

[Sam. @SmitingTortoise]

I am now tempted to move to the UK solely to be able to break stuff around my residence and get it fixed. And maybe leave some random scripts lying around.

[Ian McKellen @IanMcKellen]

Dame Judi Dench retrains as scaffolder - https://t.co/MjxX4uzzFK

[Count von Count @CountVonCount]

Two thousand six hundred ninety seven!

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

Oscar the Grouch here with a reminder to wear a mask when you're out in public! I don't want to see your smiling face. #CaringForEachOther

[Sam. @SmitingTortoise]

Apparently, per @TrekMovie this is one of the hottest news items in Trek land! Any comment, @SirPatStew ?

[Sam. @SmitingTortoise]

Hail and Farewell…

[Deadpool @DammitWade]

RIP Joe Ruby (1933-2020) 😔
Thank you for giving me wonderful childhood.
At least he’s with Joseph Barbera.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me remember dis day like it was yesterday...