sebastian

22 | aspiring funny man, current court jester

[taurie @vocalnoid]

I applied to the same job 3 times and I discovered they are deleting the job posting every time I apply and then reposting it

[Freaky Bagel @ReverseRose]

LMFAOOO

[☟︎☜︎☼︎⚐︎ @_takeajoke]

argued with a guy in a convenient store and i left mad as hell but saw two cats fighting so i recorded it and he went outside too and also recorded it and we both made up and became friends

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

Thought Mandani had turned the stove up on y’all hoes for a minute

[rio 🪲bug oomf @colligocritters]

Fun fact: ALL beetles I showed 9/11 to lived up to a triple their average life span. I'm not sure what to do with this information but I felt the dire need to make this public

[Liz ᵗᵛˡ ˢᵖᵒⁱˡᵉʳˢ @lestatgothic]

Queen of the Damned (2002)
The Vampire Lestat (2026)

Akasha #tvlspoilers

[sebastian @SmittenBehavior]

@lps2291 the person buying and applying the wigs has it out for this season i s2g

[Wellspring Mask Ogerpon @ivy_cudgel_hehe]

I can't delete this app yet

[cate @seaofbelIs]

Every episode of the vampire lestat

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

And it made you tweet just like he said.
He got your ass

[𖦹 dizzy 𖦹 @velvetlestat]

he’s moving like a fucking fnaf animatronic

[sebastian @SmittenBehavior]

@lps2291 for a dynamic where one of the guys literally erased peoples memories to avoid conflict/serious discussion they sure got to that point quickly 😶‍🌫️

[gem @partyfears_]

the fact that this didn’t immediately give louis the ick……. her kindness is immeasurable

[Loalo #1 PERSONAL HATER GOT LIMITED @DGAFTOMILLIONS]

Rules are

No sleeping
Close your eyes too long, I go back 15 minutes
If you don’t seem focused enough I go back 5 minutes
Talk too much I restart
No electronics
I pause when you use the bathroom and if you take too long I go back 15 minutes

I’m not playing with these niggas😹

[erinspresso @riverindaIe]

legitimately the funniest fucking tweet about he-man ever

[👔 @salarryman]

bigby doodles....

[ًًneenee ⚢ @noonchaand]

they should invent a bachelor's degree with your favourite professors and friends that never ends

[ouhie* @ouiouhie]

meet maria #originalcharacter