Parker

Follower of Christ — Timberwolves fan — thoughts & opinions are my own

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Bones Hyland took bro ankles, pointed right at him, and knocked down a 30 footer 😭

This not just a rivalry. The Timberwolves got real HATE for the Denver Nuggets lmaoo

[MNMuse @_MNMuse]

I Miss NAW

[vo @vanillaopinions]

nobody wants to admit it but having a hybrid 9-5 white collar job in america is the peak of human existence

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

Your 401K lost more money in 2022, but the media didn’t tell you to panic so you didn’t.

[Senator Ted Cruz @SenTedCruz]

Democrats wouldn't clap for the families of Jocelyn Nungaray, Laken Riley, the 13-year-old boy with brain cancer, or the kid of a fallen police officer.

In all 13 State of the Unions I've attended, I have never seen such a disgraceful display from the Democrats.

[Timberwolves Muse @Wolvesmuse]

Fans might not want to hear it, but Julius Randle is crucial to this team succeeding

[Parker @SmittyyTweets]

@NBA This was in Phoenix btw

[gretchen brown, real snoopy enjoyer @gretch_brown]

life can be so beautiful

[Parker @SmittyyTweets]

Centel is back, X is restored

[Parker @SmittyyTweets]

Wolves Win!! Crazy!

#WolvesBack

[Parker @SmittyyTweets]

@HoodieNaz_ My brother in Christ this is the worst take I’ve ever seen (and I love Naz)

[Parker @SmittyyTweets]

@kyriecenterig KD is so based. One of the most likeable guys in the league

[Parker @SmittyyTweets]

@TheNBACentel @NBAonTNT Centel ngl this is all time 💀

[Jacob @Jacobtheclipper]

Kevin Hart just asked Shaq, “why did you dress like a porn director?”

Hey @nba please do better at vetting what these weirdos say on air. There are millions of little kids watching. They shouldn’t hear nonsense like this SMH

[Parker @SmittyyTweets]

@KDTrey5 YOU are a Minnesota Timberwolf

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

“Kevin Durant is probably going to get traded this summer. He knows it, the Suns know it, and the rest of the NBA knows it.”

- @WindhorstESPN

(Via @GetUpESPN / h/t @Fullcourtpass )

[Dustin Grage @GrageDustin]

Tim Walz and Keith Ellison are suing Trump to keep allowing child mutilation in Minnesota.

Not surprising, but still disturbing.

[Parker @SmittyyTweets]

@The_Barftender Everyone keeps saying Eden prairie like do you guys even know ball? That dude is definitely from either Orono, Wayzata or Edina.

EP is not the cake eater city compared to those haha

[Parker @SmittyyTweets]

The Minnesota Timberwolves as of late have given me hope as a basketball fan

Please let’s not let Portland win another, they’re on a heater. Time to collect a W before a tough game in CLE next week

[Timberwolves Muse @Wolvesmuse]

KD… we’ll see you this summer