Douglas Smith

Software Engineer - Designer - Artist - Tattooist - Veteran

[Douglas Smith @Smity81435]

"Pinocchio cannot interact with his nose in any truthful way, because the world of rules associated with his universe prevents it." - Neil deGrasse Tyson

What if he says "My nose is not growing" and it's not growing? He is a wooden puppet after all.

@neiltyson

[Douglas Smith @Smity81435]

@disneyplus 😬Uh-Oh! if you’re in need of a Software Engineer let me know! 😉

[Douglas Smith @Smity81435]

@ddprrt Sent! Cheers!

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@ddprrt Just found your Typescript + React reference pages... and they are refreshingly intuitive and clear. Wish I could buy you a beer!

[Douglas Smith @Smity81435]

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@jpmogli #emokid

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@SixfabIoT Hey guys, trying to set up the 3G/4G head with the UC20, and the download repo from your Tutorial 3 isn't working(404). Need this up ASAP, where should I get the file "https://t.co/lm4Ucpjsej"?

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@TMobile As an engineer, I prefer to see the actual signal strength in decibels. The bars don’t really mean anything. So... don’t loose the test mode hack.

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@jaredpolis that security detail? Still idling their engines.. poor polar bears.

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@EA_DICE Any new BFV Conquest maps coming out soon? Kinda tired of Devastation and Aerodrome 24/7...

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@jaredpolis just walked by your security detail in Boulder... still idling their car outside your office.

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Watch How These Kids React To A Boombox Playing A Recording Of Their Parents Fighting

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@jaredpolis Can you tell your Boulder Security detail not to idle their cars all day? It’s been 6 months and they are still at it.

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@dsmithbxny If you’re ever in Boulder Colorado, beers on me!

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@dsmithbxny Great minds! Cheers!

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@OfficialDELTRON HOW HAVE I NOT KNOWN ABOUT EVENT 2 FOR 6 YEARS!!!

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@WIRED Wasn’t there a Vice story a while back about a dude getting a chip implanted and becoming the first real cyborg? @vicenews

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@Forbes Totally thought that was Mark Ruffalo for a second..

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@trolleyron1 @CNN Hahahahaha what?!? Hahahaha

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@CNN I guess a not so fun fact...

[Douglas Smith @Smity81435]

@CNN Fun fact: there are more tigers in captivity in Texas than wild tigers in the entire world.