Suburban Dude

This is my twitter. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

[Suburban Dude @SmokinDMT]

I’ve run out of ideas. No longer thinking things anymore…

[Suburban Dude @SmokinDMT]

Just copped a PS5 for $60 omg what a steal bro

[Suburban Dude @SmokinDMT]

Performing various incantations and hexes with her period blood

[Suburban Dude @SmokinDMT]

Looking for all inclusive resorts in North Korea

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Day 1 of not cumming inside her

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I could beat the shit out of everyone on this app

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I be in my bitch ear like “No. No. Please no. Make it stop. Please oh god make it stop. Nooo”

[Suburban Dude @SmokinDMT]

Fucking shit fuck I woke up

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Oh shit I just remembered I have to wake up tomorrow

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Oh shit I just remembered I have to wake up tomorrow

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Pass me the aux in the submarine and we dying lit

[Suburban Dude @SmokinDMT]

I’m in the gym doing throat day

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I have saved this planet countless times without a single thank you

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Gun to my head if I had to name 2 of these people…tell my momma I love her

[Suburban Dude @SmokinDMT]

Homophobic dad who is pissed Father’s Day is during pride month

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It fr seems today like all you see is violence and movies and sex on TV

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@lgbTransitory Boy was posted up in the default skin

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They say two retards think alike

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Have African children not considered drinking coffee? It could stop world hunger