Rick Sanchez (J-731)

''I'm 13 And I'm Still Smarter Than Your Dumb Ass.'' ×A Very Young Rick If You Couldn't Tell× ×Will Fight You× ×Is Like 5'6× ×Tiny Science Edgelord×

[Rick Sanchez (J-731) @SmolGenius]

"God Damn It, Grandpa Morty!"
× AgeSwap!Rick.
× Total Narcissist.
× Technology Junkie.
× Vulgar As Any Other Rick.
× RT For The Smol Rick?

[Rick Sanchez (J-731) @SmolGenius]

"Good evening fuckwads."

[Rick Sanchez (J-731) @SmolGenius]

"When you understand nothing quite matters, and that your actions technically have no true consequences, reality is basically yours. Hell, you can use science to warp reality like a inspect element can alter the content of a website."

[Rick Sanchez (J-731) @SmolGenius]

Crafting another portal gun since his other one got busted.

He has no issue with crafting new ones, it's just a pain in the ass.

[Rick Sanchez (J-731) @SmolGenius]

@xCoolRedhair Repeatedly yelling the word "fuck" in his mind.

Is really not keen on being caught.

[Rick Sanchez (J-731) @SmolGenius]

Curled up in a corner, on his phone.

[Rick Sanchez (J-731) @SmolGenius]

"Can puns drive a man to kill himself? Let's find out!"

Is legit making an experiment of this-

[Rick Sanchez (J-731) @SmolGenius]

@xCoolRedhair "I'm more positive than Charlie Sheen's H.I.V results!"

He's gonna continue running.

Maybe he can tire her out, or at least that's what he thinks.

[Rick Sanchez (J-731) @SmolGenius]

Low-key wanna write a solo where Rick drives himself insane due to all his experimentation.

[Rick Sanchez (J-731) @SmolGenius]

"My nights mainly consist of working on inventions, coffee, and a bag of beef jerky."

He's honest about himself.

[Rick Sanchez (J-731) @SmolGenius]

"The cologne-lighter flamethrower is for simpletons."

Casually holds a water gun filled with vodka that has a small flame rigged in front of the barrel.

"Now this is a true makeshift flamethrower."

What the fuck-

[Rick Sanchez (J-731) @SmolGenius]

This tiny rickster is dancing around.

He genuinely seems to be enjoying himself.

Also look at that little guy go-

[Rick Sanchez (J-731) @SmolGenius]

@xCoolRedhair "Hah! Nice try, but you can't stop this Rick!"

He's looking smug as fuck.

[Rick Sanchez (J-731) @SmolGenius]

"I should come up with blood recognition software, I mean not many people would be able to get their hands on my blood.

Downside, it would mean spending a shit-ton on gauze bandages."

[Rick Sanchez (J-731) @SmolGenius]

"As smart as I may be, and as courageous as I may act, but at the end of the day, I too fear death. Not dying itself, but what lies beyond that. I fear a vast, endless void of nothingness. There, I admitted it."

Well damn.

[Rick Sanchez (J-731) @SmolGenius]

@xCoolRedhair Slight grin.

Then starts running.

Bet you thought you called his bluff, didn't you?

[Rick Sanchez (J-731) @SmolGenius]

@SummerSideUp He nods. Though he won't give an audible answer seeing as his timeline's version of her is his great aunt and calling his own great aunt hot would be rather awkward.

[Rick Sanchez (J-731) @SmolGenius]

@iamingreatpain "Jesus Christ. Returning to that place would be a death sentence anyone's sanity."

[Rick Sanchez (J-731) @SmolGenius]

@iamingreatpain - should be burned."

[Rick Sanchez (J-731) @SmolGenius]

@iamingreatpain "Then there's one where there were anthropomorphic animals, or the 'Furry Dimension' as I've heard it's called, either way I think it -

[Rick Sanchez (J-731) @SmolGenius]

@SuperRickFan "I dunno whether it'd count as narcissism or obsession, but I won't judge."