Matt Marino

Morally conflicted

[Matt Marino @SmoothMoves364]

"Society hates a lazy person, until that lazy person becomes so lazy that they discover a very efficient way to do something."

*Reposted by @TheWeirdWorld but had to re-re-post to pin*

#PinWorthy

[Illuminati @turkiyediscover]

Either you are with us or against us.

[Matt Marino @SmoothMoves364]

@ChipotleTweets @sopholow

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Conceptual telepathy

[Matt Marino @SmoothMoves364]

Predictive programming! Except Kanye dies in the helicopter crash at the end 👀

[IS YE WORKING ON A NEW ALBUM TODAY? @didjesusdrop]

Never forget this dope ass commercial Kanye and Kobe made

[Matt Marino @SmoothMoves364]

The world could probably do without jellyfish

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Cybertruck option package

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

Donut-shaped C code generates a spinning 3D donut. https://t.co/0j1IlBNYVB

[DailyRapFacts @DailyRapFacts]

New music dropping at midnight:

Drake & DJ Khaled - Greece / Popstar

Joey Bada$$ - The Light Pack (EP)

Jhene Aiko - Chilombo (deluxe)

KYLE - See You When I Am Famous (album)

Tyla Yaweh - Stuntin On You ft. DaBaby

The Kid LAROI - Tell Me Why

StaySolidRocky - Fallin

[Matt Marino @SmoothMoves364]

Today is tomorrow's yesterday....today is also yesterday's tomorrow 👀

[SNY Yankees @snyyankees]

Masahiro Tanaka was hit in the head with a line drive from the bat of Giancarlo Stanton during a simulated game.

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

Me: please bring me a screwdriver
Wife: Flat head, Phillips, or Vodka?

And that was when I knew she was the one.

[The King of Staten Island @TheKingofSI]

pete davidson is “raw, vulnerable, and hilarious.” he’s also #TheKingofStatenIsland.

watch it now on demand.