Smoothini

Host of Fuse's "Hip Hop Houdini" every Tuesday @ 10pm | Magician / Comedian / semi-finalist on America's Got Talent.. over 160 million YouTube hits.

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On 11/20/24 around 2am a car plowed into me. I should be dead.
So here is my info if you can spare a few bucks:
Venmo: @Tomas-DelaCruz
PayPal: @smoothini ( or [email protected] )
CashApp: $BarMagician

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I hate when my motivation levels start to dip. I want to be in full beast mode every waking second of the day. It’s my kids. They drain my soul sometimes with all the fighting and nonsense.

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@SayHello2Lo @NowHipHopNews_ It’s disgusting that everyone finds this funny. smh. And we wonder why some white people just have a low opinion.

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@lewiiphone @EndWokeness But “normal” is white, Christian and straight. Yeah, I don’t belong.

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@Morriceosaurus @EndWokeness Exactly. I haven’t seen anybody from the LGBTQ community burn or bomb a church. Let alone make laws to make people more inferior than others. Even better, hose down people that want to vote. Or what about banning history? But hey being “woke” (whatever that means) is bad. lol

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@XxWebslingeRxX @8NewsNow Say it louder. smh. I swear if any of my kids screw up that badly I would gladly go to jail.

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@ericareport He is a national hero to more than half the country. Put that into perspective.

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@EndWokeness How old is Trump again?

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YES

[Betty Swift-Ramirez @ladybsr3]

@8NewsNow And now her ugly behavior cause her to be arrested…

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—-sigh—- I’m just here waiting to be cancelled at this point. For something I did or said that I don’t even remember.

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THANKS!

[Famous Birthdays @FamousBirthdays]

@Smoothini Happy Birthday! Have a fabulous day!

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I’m still alive folks!!!!

[Famous Birthdays @FamousBirthdays]

@Smoothini We hope you have the best birthday ever! #HappyBirthday

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@Skyscraper6394 Thanks ahead of time! lol

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Another trip around the sun for me!!!

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My stomach feels weird. Not sure how to calm it. Not sure what it is. I wonder what can fix it. Is it true Ginger Ale is a remedy?

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Seriously

[Feven Kay @Feven_Kay]

Can we ban him from Vegas for life? 😒

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I need a nap.

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@nicksologist “Hip-Hop Houdini” of course.

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Anyone want to play @ClashofClans with me? My clan is “The XXI Empire”

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My positive energy to #PrimeMinisterAbe right now.

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I always feel like taking a nap. I can’t blame it because I’m in my 40’s. I know plenty of people my age with super energy. But I’m going to blame it because I’m in my 40’s. It makes me feel good having an excuse other than I’m lazy. #SmoothiniFacts #AdultingAndStuff