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An new scientific study states that roughly 99.99% of the world ships Sharplow

A leading expert on the matter confirms: "Sharplow? Oh yeah, everyone loves that except for them honestly. Jude's family, their friends, their staff teams. The whole world honestly."

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Fun Fact: The only Money SMP Season 7 team without a confirmed Strength SMP Season 5 member currently is the Blue Diamonds.

This may be a symptom of @sapsarata's sub-3-hour playtime on Strength SMP, but experts have not yet confirmed this conclusion to be true.

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For Money SMP Season 7, @Brinkzlol will be subbing in for @KnappTweets 🥹

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@JudeLoww has yet to comment on the decreasing birth rates of the United States, despite them hitting a record low like his name may suggest.

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News report that @flowtives has infact been seen signing a contract with the football team called Barcelona! We will be wishing him a congratulation on achieving his football dreams.

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Unfortunate news to report, @shandreaLIVE will NOT be performing with @GIRLSETofficial at Twitchcon San Diego

VIA: @jypentertaintme