Sir Smugglesworth

Sir Smugglesworth Pressington Esq. I'm not just another adorable dog. I'm tough, mean when I need to be, cute, and loving all in one little package. -SP

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@Harry_Styles Smugglesworth here...I know the difficulties fame can bring. Just ride the wave my friend...ride the wave. -SP

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I want to be one less lonely girl. #justinbieber

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I'd rather take a bath in boiling roofing tar and rinsed off in a vat of muriatic acid before listening to @AubreyODay sing (or talk) again.

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Thank God @realDonaldTrump is not running for prez. After watching his idiotic decisions on @apprenticenbc. The Macy's execs as well.

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@Ali_Sweeney Never seen a bigger group of crybabies. I had a ruff life on the street and never quit. Makes me embarrassed for some people.

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@marktcor I have never seen a bigger bunch of pathetic crybabies in my short life. You, Jism, Buddy and Condor have made this season suck.

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Mom's hard drive crashed, and all my pictures are gone. This was a good read. http://t.co/yb7jDkyS

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Thinking about getting a degree in plastic surgery. #school #dreams

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It's a tough life when all you have to do is eat sleep and not pee on the floor.

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Hi everyone Sir Smugglesworth here. Watching #sharktank with my Texas buddy @mcuban while sitting in my mom's lap.

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Hey Smugglesworth here. Happy March 15th Eve. Looking forward to the 321st annual snausage festival tomorrow. #party

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I piddled on the floor in all the bedrooms and got in big trouble. #sad

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@plane97 @peggyduffield I think you mean "steals". #shouldntyoubeinschool #notextingatschool

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@plane97 You are not my mom. You don't even like me. You always say I disgust you. You never hold me or love me. #sad #badday #iloveyousissy

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Hoping my sissy doesn't give me any more shoutouts to @justinbieber. It seems to have killed my social life.

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#iWannaGiveAShoutoutTo anyone who grew up on the streets like I did, or knows someone who grew up in a ruff world. R/T it if you agree.

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#TheThingIHateMost is that no one seems to like me. I wish I had more friends. It's hard being a dog with and under-bite this big. #sad

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I need Chapstick for my tongue.

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Sometimes when I get really excited and start panting it makes me cough and gag. #dogproblems