DOUG Horton

Doug

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@itvanglia So Darth Vader had asbestosis that's why he couldn't breath properly.

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@beckdavies01 @HMWTBadger @Amwell Conservation, last time they were there they killed trees and got in and ate the orchids, when will people learn

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@piersmorgan You couldn't make it up could you, so guns aren't considered dangerous but kinder eggs are?

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@JackieBrunt That's not a euthamisum is it

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@maewallace_ @ILOVETOUR @BBCBreaking @BBCWatchdog @BBCNews Went across Europe in the 80s at each border controll no one had to get off the bus to be checked. This is just the French being bloody minded about Brexit

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@jamesgregoryph @Natures_Voice Sorry I don't like the word common in front of anything. Kestrel will do as it's the only native in Britain

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/9tn8eYqU8t

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/aFglIAgHcK

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@MarinaPurkiss The reg for the white van HY15 ZYO shows up as a red Nissan on vehicle enquiry check

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@piersmorgan It's the biggest selling non fictional book, sorry isn't most of it fictional put it in the wrong section.

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@piersmorgan They just need to get professional help, then just go away.

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@SpeedwayUpdates Hi

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/MFDXXopGnP

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Penny Mordaunt was berated by the other candidates for her stance on transexuality. I say good for her. It's about time the rest of the tory party joined the 21st century. She gets my vote. I hope the other candidates realise lgbt comunity get a vote too who will they vote for?

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Clown with funky hair and size 40 feet. Well Boris is always putting his foot in it. Monkey they are known to s..t fling, enough said. Slug slow and not liked by many. Tub of lard, draw your own conclusions on this one.

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The candidates are lining up to replace Boris. Here are a few of my alternatives with similar traits to him.

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@lozzah79 Happy birthday

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@heatherbob45 Gogglebox

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@itvnews I think Sussana Ried should apologise for her comment about a picture of an actor half dressed. She made the commented corr look at that. If a man said that to anyone on the street we'd get called out for it. Did she not see the recent advert about it. Its not just men.