Craig Swanson

If its not worth saying, say it anyway

[Rebecca Whiteley @RebeccaWhiteley]

Everyone has a responsibility to challenge this behaviour. From seeing pundits bagging officials on @SkySportsRL to spectators on a park sideline. Referees don't make mistakes deliberately, and they can only work with the laws which aren't set by them. #NoRefNoGame

[Craig Swanson @Smurfarse]

@RebeccaWhiteley @tombell1987 When you get to my age it’s Skechers slip ons and the only machine I use at the gym is the vending one

[Craig Swanson @Smurfarse]

@nickwoody89 @RebeccaWhiteley Unfortunately Sunderland and Hartlepool a few miles down the road are that way inclined, Expect Reform to take Hartlepool

[Craig Swanson @Smurfarse]

@Smilerbull @SoVeryBritish What about no sauce and mustard instead?

[Craig Swanson @Smurfarse]

@RebeccaWhiteley My liver doesn’t want 2024 to happen!! 😂

[Craig Swanson @Smurfarse]

@traceybwilson @nycmarathon @nyrr Amazing work at Mile 25.9 Tracey, cheering on the last 10 or so people with you was an amazing experience. Maybe see you next year (random Newcastle England runner 🤣

[Craig Swanson @Smurfarse]

@Smilerbull @TomCampbell Are we talking Kraft plastic slice or Mexicana?

[Craig Swanson @Smurfarse]

Flight cancelled, overnight airport sleep, things stolen from my car and injured my ankle. Fair to say last 48 hours have been rough

[Craig Swanson @Smurfarse]

@Smilerbull @otherMarkThomas @andrewfoster101 @Iansmith2468 “Tuck and rotate” was the mantra when the shoulder charge was outlawed. This is just a hard tackle on someone not expecting to be launched. He was injured for a good minute or two prior what was he doing on the field?

[Craig Swanson @Smurfarse]

@Smilerbull @DecathlonUK Obviously watched a game I reffed hungover (not that I ever did)

[Ste @Mr_SteMorris]

I'm not drunk enough for this... #Croatia #Eurovision #bbcEurovision

[Craig Swanson @Smurfarse]

@RebeccaWhiteley If they get through I’m gonna have to be a lot more drunk than I am now!

[Craig Swanson @Smurfarse]

@RebeccaWhiteley @rmills461 44p yellow label pasty from Sainsburys and a can of Mango Loco Monster. I’m not proud! 😂

[Craig Swanson @Smurfarse]

@ChelseaPaul25 Spoiler alert.

[Karun Pal @karunpal]

Introverts are not lazy, they're not interested in your idea of fun. Crowds, noise, and meaningless conversations are not their thing. They chill different. Quiet & slowed down. A cozy place, 2 people, music, food, and deep conversations. Calm over chaos. That's all.

[Secret Headteacher @secretHT1]

Nurses
Teachers
Ambulances
NHS Physios
Junior Doctors (being balloted)
Train drivers
Teachers
University staff
Civil servants
Postal workers
Fire Brigade
Criminal barristers

All of these services striking.

They can’t all be wrong.

The people are not the problem.

[Craig Swanson @Smurfarse]

@Chris_Chatten That just mentioned drivers however it’s clear the whole rail industry is being targeted with that ethos

[Craig Swanson @Smurfarse]

@Chris_Chatten Good question! End of the day agreements have been made at pretty much every company the DfT don't have their fingers in the pie at (Merseyrail, Transport for Wales, London Overground etc). This is something the DfT has wanted since 2016 https://t.co/gBOGSR3IUg

[Craig Swanson @Smurfarse]

@RebeccaWhiteley Yeah it is… needs full fat coke