Miss Scarlett

warm cupcakes, apparently.

[Saving the Blue @savingtheblue]

RT if you’re watching #SharkWeek right now??? 🦈🦈🦈🦈

[Benny 'Sea Bass' Rollins @citizenkawala]

We didn't get offended in the 90s, we invented grunge and got on with it.

[Miss Scarlett @SmuttWhisperer]

@KiwiBreeder I was on Match for 5 minutes in 2015. long enough read "I like long walks on the beach and candlelight dinners with my special lady" about 14 times.

[Miss Scarlett @SmuttWhisperer]

@MonaPeaceGarden

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

Wait....we're supposed to be learning from our mistakes?

[Miss Scarlett @SmuttWhisperer]

the economy is trash. time to sell pictures of my feet on the internet.

[Miss Scarlett @SmuttWhisperer]

@ArtworkMartin @keptycho the statements from Rep. Tim Burchett were disgusting in his unwillingness to conceive of a solution to this problem.

[Miss Scarlett @SmuttWhisperer]

"no body, no crime" but sung to the tune of that Bob Marley song.

[Miss Scarlett @SmuttWhisperer]

this strip quilting class isn't what i thought it would be, but Maude thought my tassels were a nice touch. so there's that.

[Miss Scarlett @SmuttWhisperer]

I'm tired of the sex shaming that happens in True Crime show narratives. OK THEY WERE SWINGERS. STOP BEING DRAMATIC.

[Ironballs McGinty @IronballsMcGinT]

I think it's true that some people don't want to work, but from what I have seen in my wife's job search, companies don't know how to hire people anymore.

[Steven R. 🇺🇦 @Bakershane78]

I still can’t believe someone stole my neighbors wind chimes tomorrow morning.

[steph @steph_mcca]

oh no ! my one basket! all my eggs were in there!

[Miss Scarlett @SmuttWhisperer]

@ktothetwo @ArtworkMartin oh yes.

[martin freeman artwork @ArtworkMartin]

Stanton T. Friedman https://t.co/sGBnzN987V

[martin freeman artwork @ArtworkMartin]

Happy early birthday Stanton Friedman. 20x30 charcoal. You are missed everywhere.
@PeterRobbinsUFO @keptycho @JChurchRadio @jamescfox @TheProjectUnity @I_D_Official @nickredfernufo @nickpopemod #ufotwitter #ufoartclub @WhitleyStrieber @rosscoulthart

[Miss Scarlett @SmuttWhisperer]

ready to plant!

[Miss Scarlett @SmuttWhisperer]

she's special.
unique.
different.
she's cold as ice
but melts on my tongue.

[Miss Scarlett @SmuttWhisperer]

.@stalkingbutler9: pizza.
me: you say the sweetest things.
him: tacos.
me: flirt.
him: nachos.
me: call a sitter.

[Miss Scarlett @SmuttWhisperer]

@ktothetwo @Sacrobosco2013 agreed!