Sam Tyler

Dim sum makes me happy.

[Sam Tyler @Snackwel]

Adam Carolla looks like he could be Rosie O’Donnell’s sister.

[Sam Tyler @Snackwel]

Donald Trump sounds like a 2nd grader.

[Sam Tyler @Snackwel]

@KatieMiller Now do this with the Epstein files.

[Sam Tyler @Snackwel]

@shmAFEELA What the hell is Afeela? A car or “mobility”, whatever that is. I was intrigued by the promotion that was pushed to me while surfing the internet, but was immediately lost when I tried to discover more. The worse marketing ever!!!!

[Sam Tyler @Snackwel]

Watching @cnn, is @ryanzinke drunk? Can’t stay on point, slurred speech and can’t process reason. Lol, he just said, “the economy is better”. Long segment, I bet CNN is dragging this out on purpose.

[Gargoyle @degargoyle]

✧ To start with...

✧ I spend hours studying charts, on-chain data and secret info to give you only what truly matters

✧ To not lose this thread - save the first tweet, follow me and retweet to reach like-minded people

[Sam Tyler @Snackwel]

Things I just don't do anymore: Watch @cnn, shop at @target and new to the list, watch @hgtv.

[Sam Tyler @Snackwel]

@KTLA The segment on the LAX Metro is unwatchable. Whoever is working the camera needs help. Camera person definitely has the jitters.

[Sam Tyler @Snackwel]

@alvaapp what are thoughts on bonk

[Captain Mark Kelly @CaptMarkKelly]

I bought a Tesla because it was fast like a rocket ship. But now every time I drive it, I feel like a rolling billboard for a man dismantling our government and hurting people. So Tesla, you’re fired!

New ride coming soon.

[ᴛʀᴀᴄᴇʀ @DeFiTracer]

I built automated trading bot with Grok-3...

during this dump it turned $719 in $347,211

I tried over 250 prompts to find 100x plays...

here's how to run it and make $70K/month passively 🧵👇

[Sam Tyler @Snackwel]

Bought a MacBook Air M3 frm @BestBuy on 2/15/25—woke up tda to find out @Apple dropped the M4 and discontinued the M3. Of course, my exchange window ended on 3/2. No heads-up frm Best Buy or Apple that they were selling soon-to-be obsolete tech. Buyer beware! Expensive lesson! 😠

[Esheru @Eshprojet1]

The people who have a problem with the picture on the left, do not have a problem with the picture on the right.

[Sam Tyler @Snackwel]

Last Sunday, nostalgia nudged me N2 buying a digital subscription to the LA Times from a guy set up outside Ralph’s. But after learning the owner squashed the editorial board’s presidential endorsement, I cancelled it. Just like that! I will not waste a penny on the LA Times.

[Sam Tyler @Snackwel]

Whose idea was it to resurrect @frankluntz? Very bad decision. @abbydphillip @cnn

[Sam Tyler @Snackwel]

@RpsAgainstTrump Trump says, “Trump needs a nap!”

[J-L Cauvin @JLCauvin]

For progressives (both well-meaning and not) in my mentions regarding this post - please read (and if anyone is inclined to - please share) what I wrote which explains why I think Biden is not only the only choice this November, but a good one
https://t.co/hmN8vqNNXp

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Jenna Ellis… “ Guilty Your Honor!
Kenneth Cheseboro… “ Guilty Your Honor!”
Sydney Powell… “ Guilty Your Honor!”
Michael Cohen… “ Guilty Your Honor!”
Allen Weiselberg… “ Guilty Your Honor!”
Rick Gates… “ Guilty Your Honor!”
Paul Manafort… “ Guilty Your Honor!”
George Papadopoulis… “ Guilty Your Honor!”
Roger Stone… “ Guilty Your Honor!”
Michael Flynn… “ Guilty Your Honor!”
George Nader… “ Guilty Your Honor!”
Elliot Broidy… “ Guilty Your Honor!”
Steve Brannon… “ Guilty Your Honor!”
Chris Collins… “ Guilty Your Honor!”
Sam Patten… “ Guilty Your Honor!”
Imaaz Zuberi… “ Guilty Your Honor!”
The Trump Corp… “ Guilty Your Honor!”
Trump Payroll Corp… “ Guilty Your Honor!”
Trump Foundation… “ Guilty Your Honor!”
Trump University… “ Guilty Your Honor!”
DONALD TRUMP… *trial begins*

[Sam Tyler @Snackwel]

@guelphgirlchris Is that he grandson laughing at her? 😭 😝