Snake Ponchartrain 🐍

Super trucker and paranormal investigator armed with two deadly pythons 💪. This profile defies genre.

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Snake loves getting lost. So, he thought he would do it with his pal, @StarkAdventurer.
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@dieworkwear I am sure you have talked about this elsewhere. Did Mr. Rogers rules apply more in days gone? Were people more inclined to change clothes over the course of the day to meet the moment? And then shift back when the moment had passed?

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@MarshaMcneese @dieworkwear You could make a case for Abe that he was ugly handsome.

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@Timodc @dieworkwear Dude, you are actually slim. Your shape works with skinny pants.

Can't say the same about the roaming douchebros who think they are hip.

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@EmpiresPodcast 42! Meaning of life!

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@JohnMassingale4 As a lifelong Saints fan, I won't forgive my team if they don't pay Andy Reid back for Mahomes.

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@themaniac12345 @Mithrandir219 @TomJChicago Sad little man.

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@Robert_of_Maine @SandyofCthulhu Passage to Marseille, Journey Into Fear, Reunion in France, and all the films @SandyofCthulhu named would like a word. Furthermore, good propaganda requires a good sense of humor, something The Nazis and the Imperial Diet were truly lacking.

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@rfloreslv @AP4Liberty Kagan would've run the tariffs up the street, and Roberts would have joined her.

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True. But it came with genuine risks. There were creepers in white vans, injuries in isolated areas, and a world filled with some truly vicious bullies.

I guess the follow-up question would be asking my generation about the most dangerous thing to happen with that independence.

[𝗟𝗔𝗗£𝗛€𝗥$£𝗟𝗙 @Thebiglade]

Be Honest..

Did parents really just let their kids wander the neighborhood all day with no phone and just say... be back before dark??

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@booman22 @Thebiglade Absolutely. I don't think I have ever been tired the way I was tired at 9 years old.

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@Thebiglade It doesn't mean there weren't moments of panic. But essentially, yes.

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@JohnMassingale4 Would never work. They have the crazy idea that they should be independent contractors with a union and not beholden employees of the league they work for.

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I'd put money down that without the girls around, Ms. G is the life of the party.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Me watching The Facts of Life in 1986: “I wish I had a girlfriend like Blair.”

Me watching The Facts of Life in 2026: “Two beers and I’d have sex with Mrs. Garrett.”

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There is nothing healthy about this platform. It is a simulacrum of 1975-85 schoolyard bully culture. It takes the thing you are most proud of, resents you for it, ruins it, and calls you a "fag" for your efforts.

@RadioFreeTom, I don't know how you do it. Bless you.

[Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom]

I was not a professor of war, I was a professor of national security studies at a war college, and the last ship I hoped didn't get built was the LCS, a mistake so costly that we turned it into a war college case study.

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@TolkienWorldG Let's go all the way.

Aragorn brings The Mountain Down.

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Right, George. Sure, George. Living the dream, George.

Aragorn slices through Uruk-hai and faces down Ring Wraiths.

[Tolkien World @TolkienWorldG]

“I think Jaime would probably take Aragorn, especially if he was allowed to be armoured.” — Martin

Anduril would slice through the sister-fucker’s armour like butter. Jaime was just a man; imagine what a 6’6 prodigy with Elvish ancestry would do to him.

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@bobsalpha1 @SonnyBunch It is so craven, pathetic, and obvious. And the few actors of genuine talent who made the move have proved genuinely in need of psychiatric evaluation.

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@RadioFreeTom I have a message for you...

You're not going to like it...

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@chuckmonkey2010 @SandyofCthulhu He was on monitors in studio.