Snakes of Chase

Don’t let the Snakes get hot 🐍🔥

[Snakes of Chase @SnakesOfChase]

I hate that sequence by Torey so much. You have Brandyn Garcia in the game already you walk Julio and set up the DP ball with Josh Naylor up. Then you bring in Juan Morillo after that. I don’t get it

[Snakes of Chase @SnakesOfChase]

Why would you pitch to Julio here? Set up the DP ball

[Snakes of Chase @SnakesOfChase]

Today is a great day to scoreboard watch if you’re a @Dbacks fan. We are a Rockies win away from a perfect day of outcomes.
Padres lose
Cardinals lose
Nationals lose
Marlins lose
Braves lose
Giants lose
Reds losing to Mets
Cubs vs pirates tied but they are both 29-26

DBACKS WIN

[Snakes of Chase @SnakesOfChase]

@SleeperDbacks If I told you a team had these batting averages
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Had bottom 5 bullpen era in all of baseball
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Played LAD, DET, ATL, NYM to start the year
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Missing their $230 Million dollar ace + #2 opening day starter

How many wins do you think they’d have through 12 games?

[Snakes of Chase @SnakesOfChase]

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[Nick Loves Cards @NickLovesCards]

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[Snakes of Chase @SnakesOfChase]

@K1Burner_ @SleeperDbacks Reds have tie breaker on us, but we have tie breaker on the Mets

[Snakes of Chase @SnakesOfChase]

LAAAAAAARRRRYYYYY

[Chipper Jones @RealCJ10]

Today is a good day…..9-3 good guys!

[Snakes of Chase @SnakesOfChase]

@GoldyHappens Golden opportunity to rip Torey- What are we doing intentionally walking the winning run? Shohei A+ base stealer and you have mookie/freddie behind… gotta pitch to him

[Snakes of Chase @SnakesOfChase]

I get it’s Ohtani but I don’t think you should ever intentionally put the winning run on base

[Snakes of Chase @SnakesOfChase]

D-backs snuck away with the win there but how do you intentionally walk the go-ahead run into scoring position? Torey Lovullo is that scared of Ryan McMahon?

[Snakes of Chase @SnakesOfChase]

Ever seen a pitcher this pissed to finish 6 scoreless with an inning-ending double play? I love Merrill Kelly

[Snakes of Chase @SnakesOfChase]

KETEL STEP BACK HESI

[Snakes of Chase @SnakesOfChase]

If you told me that through 23 games:

- Ketel Marte 8 GP
*Tawa/Hampson .185/.130
- Eugenio Suarez .156
- Lourdes Gurriel .177
- Gabriel Moreno .220
- Jose Hererra .130
- Jake McCarthy .073
- Starting rotation ERA near 5.0

I would’ve guessed the Diamondbacks were 6-17

[Snakes of Chase @SnakesOfChase]

@GoldyHappens He should’ve let Herrera take the AB. Putting in Moreno for a right on right matchup would be even worse than pinch hitting Jake

[Snakes of Chase @SnakesOfChase]

Not having Ketel especially hurts when opposing managers can bring in lefties against Corbin without having to face a right-handed Ketel the very next at bat

[Snakes of Chase @SnakesOfChase]

@GoldyHappens time to change the profile pic. We need to mix up the vibes

[Snakes of Chase @SnakesOfChase]

Don’t run on Gabby

[Snakes of Chase @SnakesOfChase]

There’s always a chance the D-backs underperform but on paper this is:
-best lineup since 2001
-best pitching rotation since 2001
-best bullpen in D-back history

[Snakes of Chase @SnakesOfChase]

The original torpedo bat

[Snakes of Chase @SnakesOfChase]

This team was never going to do shit even if Torey pressed all the right buttons. 3 NL teams in the history of the League championship era (since 1969) won back-to-back pennants.