Tori Wetmore

Anything you can do, caiman can do better. #TrueFacts

[Tori Wetmore @SnapYapTrap]

@AlbanyAlphas @HanielLemur @TheSaintofBBall @KassiusWaterson @ViranKivar @WallaBBaller @ApexKidane @JackyLemanski @3XThreatTerry AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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my nieces and nephews r getting so big i can barely fit them in my mouth n e more not for a lack of trying

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dudes having the bigger tusks is the textbook definition of an actual waste

[Tori Wetmore @SnapYapTrap]

some ppl look forward to cold weather and i want those ppl to know im worried abt them

[Tori Wetmore @SnapYapTrap]

if u dont want me naming dangerous power tools after ur significant others dont set your snoutbook to public

[Tori Wetmore @SnapYapTrap]

i got a chainsaw and named her nani bc my flamethrower was lonely and not at all bc thats the name of my exs wife nope not at all

[Tori Wetmore @SnapYapTrap]

i did not have to move far which rly plays into my not knowing how to drive and never needing to learn way of life

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@HanielLemur no one touches heather unless its the business end

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im so excited to have a job over 1000 miles away from home

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SIGNING: Tori Wetmore accepts the Albany Alphas contract offer of $3.5m over 2 years.

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@39Torbellino @BarnyFba omg choose dead. zombie team.

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my agent said i should try and increase my public presence so i went outside and looked every passer by in the eye and yelled hello at the top of my lungs and she said not like that

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it has nothing 2 do with me losing my password btw

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not to humble brag but when all is said and done remember theres a durable guard right here whos been working her tail off instead of tweeting

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new idea grinr its tindr but for ppl who love teeth million dollar idea im a genius

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@TiptonZaire what is hair

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y r u so scary and mean all the time said to me a bian by ppl in my home state of bama

lmao u figure it out

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@MinusTheIna mvp of pig carcasses

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its time to start courting teams again thinking abt going the leto route on a related note where does 1 get 24 pig carcasses 4 pretty cheap

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@QueensGMdunphy thx boss i appreciate the op u gave me whether or not i return im glad to have finally gotten my foot in the door