Jacob Sarmiento

He/Him | Invictus

[Jacob Sarmiento @Snaremiento]

me when i’m dumber than bricks

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

No political flags and no lectures.

[Jacob Sarmiento @Snaremiento]

@FOXSports SLOPPPPPPPPP

[tyler seguin’s burner account @strangesoups]

in the US, about 95% of men identify as straight. so 5% are not straight. there are ~2,400 active players in the big 4. basic math says there should be ~120 non-straight players then. and yet there are 0 OPENLY gay/bi players. maybe pride is a little more necessary than you think

[Jacob Sarmiento @Snaremiento]

@jenglarc @BeshearStan i’m really failing to see how this is such a doomsday scenario to you. these big grocery stores have the money to either pay the tax or pay their employees livable wages. whichever they decide is a benefit to the city

[Jacob Sarmiento @Snaremiento]

@jenglarc @BeshearStan per your SPUR analysis, "The new tax rate would apply to nearly any large company with at least $1 billion in San Francisco sales and more than 1,000 employees globally". local grocery stores? unaffected. trader joe's, safeway, BIG ones would be. i'm sure they'll be fine

[Jacob Sarmiento @Snaremiento]

@jenglarc @BeshearStan okay yeah that matches my understanding of the bill. only affects massive companies. fixes the city's deficit. if a company wants to avoid it, they can just pay their employees a livable wage. seems like nothing but positives to me

[Jacob Sarmiento @Snaremiento]

@jenglarc @BeshearStan that’s only going to affect huge companies

[Jacob Sarmiento @Snaremiento]

@jenglarc @BeshearStan **breaking. also did you even read the bill? the top executive pay tax only is an additional tax on businesses that pay their highest paid managerial positions 100x the median pay of sf employees. measure d would’ve increased the rate of that tax and based it off all employees

[Jacob Sarmiento @Snaremiento]

@BeckyBilbo56047 @HomelandDems “The Second Amendment is your right. It is not up for negotiation.”

[Jacob Sarmiento @Snaremiento]

@theratking24 @BeshearStan you have the liberian flag in your name not the american flag lmao

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

i don’t think people understand HOW MUCH MONEY a trillion dollars is.

for perspective, the next richest person in the entire world is closer to having $0.00 than becoming a trillionaire themself.

[Jacob Sarmiento @Snaremiento]

@Maleelz @Jumpman_Germ no shot clock he should’ve dribbled til the game ended or they had to foul him

[Mellifex @mellifexfarm]

he weighs exactly five mandarin oranges

[Jacob Sarmiento @Snaremiento]

@orisasami @SportsCenter about a 4.6 forty pace but across the field and 10 saquon hurdles 1 every 10 yds

[Brandon @BrandonHarami]

Hey @TomSteyer time to fund a statewide fracking ban ballot measure so Becerra can’t screw up our progress

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Release Black men from prison over weed charges 🖤

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

HAHAHAHA SHE DID IT

RAMAN GOES TO THE RUN OFF AGAINST BASS

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Unless you riot for Trump, in which case you’ll be pardoned and given slush fund money stolen from U.S. tax payers.

[david 🌻 @realdavidonline]

CA needs Ranked Choice Voting