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Yes. I meant to spell it that way.

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@kittywenham

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@TiffanyNoGood

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"One of the wettest we've ever seen, in terms of water."

Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States of America.

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@Kaepernick7 It didn't COST you EVERYTHING, dude. It cost you the ability to play a game that, quite frankly, you kinda sucked at anyway. You have your life, your health, and now, thanks to @Nike, plenty of disposable income.

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The @YouTube shooter is an adult, white female. Anyone heard from @lelepons lately?

I know, I know...

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Check out these fun, hands-on @KiwiCo projects for young scientists, artists & makers ages 0-16+. https://t.co/YzRcZ6TmU2

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@BrindaDee08 @HeaIthHacks So it's not just 'shrimp' flavored... it's a shrimp flavored 'NOODLE'. 😂😂😂🙄

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#EagleCreekFire statement

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I'm never going to succeed in this YouTube thing if I don't learn how to bitch a whole lot more about it.

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Don't worry. Everything will work out in the end.
Unless it doesn't, then man am I going to look foolish.

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apparently the modern thing is to not use capitalization or punctuation in tweets that's cool and all

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@realDonaldTrump There was another time in America that black 'employment' was even higher. That was also thanks to rich white men. But it's not something we brag about.

BTW, monthly job growth last year was the lowest since the end of the recession, so... Just saying.

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If you're eating #TidePods so people will notice you online, you're kind of a stain on society. Maybe you NEED to be taken out.

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@JeanneRoseDesig @realDonaldTrump Remember the time he mentioned the wrong tragedy in a cut and paste 'consiliatory' tweet?

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I'm just curious... Does @realDonaldTrump even know that 20+ people died recently in #CAstorm? Can't find anywhere that he's mentioned it...

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@PopCrave When Superman drinks and drives...

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@SethMacFarlane @HermanatorInPDX @SethMacFarlane for president!

Oh right. Sorry.

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By urging people to vote for #RoyMoore, @realDonaldTrump is essentially betting his mortal soul, and those of his supporters, on the hope the accusers are lying. Because if they're telling the truth, God help us all if he's elected.

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@absurdistwords Yup. Always.
https://t.co/FHsTfNdLIl

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@AdrianXpression I don't agree with her. I also think that rank vulgarity in your response to her largely undermines your credibility.