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Cranky engineer, pastry enthusiast. Some say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit - I have no problem with that.

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@alphafox Beards are good - B, mullets are bad - A.

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@ForgiatoBlow47 Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Then climbed back up and did it again.

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So , @realDonaldTrump has been exactly what America has needed, rooting out corruption, it seems @spencerpratt is exactly what LA needs to finally take care of the homeless problem. Maybe we’ve been sleeping on reality stars. What’s @mikeroweworks been up to lately?

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@amy_sargeant_ Your delusion knows no bounds. Tickle will always be a man.

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@washingtonpost “Mentally ill men pretending to be women” there, fixed the headline for you. There’s no such thing as a ” trans woman “.

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

"Trans women" haven't been banned from women's sports. Men have.

Hope this helps!

[Erick Erickson @EWErickson]

This was just an undocumented attack, not illegal.

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@PopBase That was only marginally better than the pregnant Rhiana halftime show and that one was abysmal.

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@FedSlayer I always think they have dangly boogers. Once that image is set there’s no coming back.

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@DOGE__news I believe that one’s called “daddy didn’t love me”

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@AmericaPapaBear

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@its_The_Dr

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@amyklobuchar “And there’s times I’ve literally gone without eating just to make sure my kids eat” um, she knows we can see her right? Ain’t no way she’s EVER skipped a meal.

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@AntiLeftMemes lol, I liked the part where he started screaming “this is illegal���

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@LangmanVince That’s some weapon-grade stupidity.

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@realMaalouf Speedbump

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Had gluten free bread again for the first time in a long time. I’m not sure what gluten is exactly but I’m pretty sure the closest approximation is “happiness”.

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@DefiantLs It seems she’s been missing her beauty sleep her whole life…woof

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@libsoftiktok I don’t understand why a human is involved at all, weather computers determine a tornado is about to hit sirens should go off automatically.

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@ProRightMemes