Snark Wrench🛠️

🔥Waking sheep in a Two-tiered world, one premium, one gamma squeeze, one lobby exposé at a time.🛠️ We pay the bill while they write the rules. #Realtalk

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@teslaownersSV Holy crap, who’da thunk slaughterin’ 3 billion babies since ’60 would screw things up this bad? What a freakin’ shocker, right?

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@JohnLoc18 10K TO 980K. LOST IT ALL IN A DAY. ABOUT TO DO IT WITH 100M, FUCK IT

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@mtgreenee https://t.co/DDgTUO2pSN

WHO CHANGED??? BTW HOWS YOUR PORTFOLIO?

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@iansh04_ 4.6

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@CAgovernor you let one of your own cities burn over a fish.

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@jacksonhinkle millions? meh

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Quick resend--- that's all true. 100 percent! I agree!

Yet, it’s just a fact that the strait has ALWAYS been an issue. Houthi rebels have been firing rockets at boats for as long as I can remember. Donald didn’t start that.

So is this... fast-tracked...

“The economics have changed overnight,” said a senior banker advising Gulf sovereign wealth funds. “At current oil prices, even a $10 billion line to Oman’s Duqm port could pay for itself in months.”

Makes sense regardless of the outcome in Iran for Gulf leader(s) to prevent their hands from being tied like this again. Woudn't you try and do the same...?

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@AOC 3thousand years of history in the Middle East but can Tell us about Taiwan again?

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@TiffanyFong i stand byu that shit

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@TiffanyFong who gives a fuck. its been 3k years of fuckery in that part of the world. why would today be different. Fuck on Donald. Just help Saudi dig whatever shit they need to idgafffffff

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FACTS! I’m looking for the trap door tomorrow to $650, then potentially a flush to $641. It’s an absolute MM liquidity vacuum right now, but still a 'trader's market' if you're quick.

I’d take a clean, high-volume trend over this grind any day. Exhausting. 14 trades on this ticker today. All momentum scalps and liquidity pools.

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@GordonGekko agreed. check airlines premarket

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@honeymoon250 Your wrong. However an 18 years old has no business . Where the dad at?

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@RepMcGovern why cant we berlin airlift the fucking cargo out for now

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@KASM_Capital they were negative gamma going in. hence the flush day before. explain to us. to me.

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Lol

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

“All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you…” - President Donald J. Trump

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@VolSignals @Copernicus2013 You think they should get rid of 0DTE calls. It's what causes the feedback loop no? Cause we are setting up for a true mess. Vix does spilke donald or no donald...

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@Shepdog69138782 @Copernicus2013 @VolSignals Volsignals was dead on. We just have Donald, the x factor.. Which he said it on his video proper. Respect.

Donald is also why if I do not hold anything overnight. I would have stroked out years ago! It's actually made me better and more vigilant Trader. But good day for sure!

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Short-gamma + VIX backwardation + razor-thin liquidity = classic mechanical feedback loop.

We’re starting April 1st deep below the gamma flip. Price drops → delta shifts hard positive on short puts (gamma = change in delta) → MMs puke futures into every downtick. Pure pro-cyclical loop in this 3rd-percentile liquidity environment where any volume will be phantom and the “trap door” is the only logical exit.

It’s not a normal “trend.” VIX backwardation confirms the structural stress. I’m staying away the first 90 minutes tomorrow.

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