Snarky Jane Seymour

Devoted Wife-Ultimate Home Wrecker. Out to prove I was NOT the dullest of Henry’s 6 wives! Here for satire, sarcasm and shenanigans! No RP.

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@ArtCandee That guy could teach a Master class in gaslighting.

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@LauraLoomer @KamalaHarris @smoores1213 Yeah, it’s so weird that a registered democrat and campaign volunteer would show up at a campaign event for (checks notes) the democratic presidential nominee. Thanks for that had-hitting piece of journalism there. 🕵️

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@BourbEnthusiasm That’s a tough one. Probably Louis XIV.

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@Super70sSports

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@Whotfismick Where to start: Lancelot Link for one….

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@acnewsitics I mean…. Thoughts and prayers? That usually works. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@LucindaLea1 @big_monkeyball Oh, there most definitely was.

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I just want to know why this is ok, but when I try to do it at my office with my keyboard , I get escorted out of the building.

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

The video of Carlos Alcaraz’ racquet smash. 😳

Don’t think I’ve ever seen Carlos this frustrated on the court.

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@bernardtjoy Does it dry up, like a raisin in the sun? Or does it fester like a sore…. Then run?

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@cbrennansports They would actually have to give 3, though. Wouldn’t they? Chiles went from 5th to 3rd…. There was someone else in 4th. I feel like all this talk about reinstating the original score ignores the fact that it wouldn’t put her in 4th, it would put her back in 5th. Am I wrong?

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@TheMedalCount_ Not sure why any of the 3 would even want the medal at this point. It’s tainted now. Maybe they should all refuse it in protest and solidarity.

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@cb_doge

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@greg_jenner Whaaattt!?? Bill and Ted, together again!!???

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@history_past His other distant kin, Richard, was also a writer. In his most famous work, he says he will never give you up or let you down.

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@kathyjohnsongym Floor: “If you fall, I’ll be there to catch you”.

Beam: “If you fall, I will hit you on the way down”.

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@ryanburge As a parent of recent high school age kids, most of that 40% are lying. 🤥

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This…

[The Cottage in the Wildwood @cottageinwood]

Marie Antoinette is French, Dionysus is Greek, heavy metal is just music, drag queens are performance art, and not everything is about you.

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@DrEliDavid

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@Marcie2316 Never heard of moire, I guess…. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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@MichaelArt123 😂😂😂