The Mon

Chicken strips are like grown up chicken nuggets.

[The Mon @SnarkyMon]

That baby pic of Bang Chan with his parents?? Respectfully, I would like to apply to be their girlfriend. I'm queer. His momma is cute as heck. His daddy is FIIIIINE and I'm at the age where I'm okay being a step-mom.

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Reading slash fic outside the club bc I'm a fucking need like https://t.co/IpvWQFb3X5 lesst I look cute

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Don't read at the bar. Don't read at the bar. Don't read at the bar. Don't read at the bar.....I was reading at the bar.

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Kind of just want to dip my tongue in Bang Chan's belly button. #thirsttweets

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These #StrayKids have be thinking I'm ok with being a cougar

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I said fuck it and bought my tickets to go see #Straykids in Anaheim this July. Not as close as I would have liked but idc IMMA GO SEE STRAYKIDS!!!!

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@DazzledbyJimin I have a soft spot for Felix but BangChan....le sigh

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#themaskedsinger is #normanreedus

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Mig pissed me off so I'm going to watch X-files

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I guess it's better than jiggling?

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The 4 stages of watching #SpiderManNoWayHome.

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Me to me: do you think you use your obsession with Watson as a sort of security blanket you never really had?
Also me: ugh bitch no one asked you.

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Watching #MidnightMass and I know there's a vampire but honestly Bev is the real bad guy.

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"It was a dirt field. I sucked a dick in a prius"

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Is he really cute or does he just have a good haircut?

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Mig wanted blaze pizza before we leave back home, we walk in dude says online orders only! But like a bit of an attitude. So we ordered on the app while standing inside the restaurant.

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I'm okay with being bear shit. I'm not ok with being cucuy shit.

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Today is my Friday and I'm taking a week off for a staycation. I can't fucking wait!!

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I am so over today. I wanna drink alcohol and cry my frustration.

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Update: I didn't throw up but I did get lost and security escorted me to the correct parking lot