David Cohen

Blogger, copy editor, editor and writer looking for work. Go Yankees, Cowboys, Islanders, Hurricanes (the U) and Red Storm.

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@NetsDaily

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@Thats_BB_Suzyn @TalkinYanks @Yankees Let’s hope.

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@BrendanKutyNJ How are those $9,990 bargains still sitting out there?

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@102Jackass

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The kid had it coming. The robot was getting tired of his act …

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

A robot in China wearing a clown wig roundhouse kicked a child in the stomach

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This seems like a really short time frame to stage a fake assassination attempt. Perhaps he should wait until game four?

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

President Donald Trump is scheduled to attend Game 3 of the NBA Finals at Madison Square Garden on Monday.

He was asked Friday about the high ticket prices by a reporter and suggested folks who cannot afford to attend should watch at home.

Read more: https://t.co/OiN8AoiUW2

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@GinaMuscato I did not have “run to the Dollar Tree” on today’s bingo card.

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Trump siding with millionaires? No one could have predicted that!

[Evan Drellich @EvanDrellich]

President Trump said Friday that Major League Baseball should have added a salary cap "a long time ago."

"Don't they sort of have one?"

The president has picked a side in baseball's labor talks: the owners'.

https://t.co/yBi9Qjt3Lv

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@AndThatsBB @baseball_ref I completely forgot that Edwin Encarnacion was a Yankee.

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@yankeesondeck_ To be fair, it’s been ages since the Yankees let a player battle through an injury and watched his performance suffer. You’d have to go all the way back to Anthony Volpe in 2025.

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@Chris_NYY28 @cai_rogers7 Add, “It’s all right there in front of us” and a mention of the roster being “championship caliber.”

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@PinkIsles I am a Nets fan, so I hate this even more than you. Trust me.

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Appears to be?????????

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump appears to be completely passed out asleep during his 3pm Oval Office announcement

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@JenXperience Oh, is THAT all? Let me check petty cash.

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@dbetberg Do they sell men’s clothes at the store where he bought that?

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@RyanGarciaESM

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@azsweetheart013

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@MLB It’s a completely different movement. I am not 0.01% as talented as Albert Pujols, but we had a former Division I softball pitcher on one of my slow-pitch coed teams and asked her to pitch to us at full speed “for fun.” There may have been three foul tips on about 60 pitches.

[David Cohen @9Number9]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Analytically speaking, the Knicks are heading into Game 1 of the finals against the Spurs down 3-2 to the Cavs

[David Cohen @9Number9]

@kingdj_5297 My ass is old, but not old enough to remember it. I did know it, though (not a shot at anyone who didn’t).