Pilot Thoughts

The snarky things oxygen deprived pilots think about at 40,000 feet. Satirical content incoming. Hold on to your butts -SLJ

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Going through KCM checkpoints in my civilian clothes and wondering if I'm going to get Randomed or not is the adrenaline rush I had no idea I needed. 👀😬🫣 #PilotLife #airports #Travel #KCM #TSA #AirportSecurity

[American Hooligans 🇺🇸⚽️ @AmericanHoolis]

Oh yeah Belgium is f*cked

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I just found a TOENAIL in my Comfort+ seat on my Dead Head flight...

WHAT ARE YOU ANIMALS DOING TO THESE AIRPLANES?!

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@airmainengineer Taking a shortcut.

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What's with the glove? 😂😂

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@BLackgold_5 Dragon lady!

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Passengers in the airport terminal, just know....

We ain't got time fo yo boosheeit.

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@airport_girl Been there, done that! Get a hat or a shirt every time. 😂

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@trumplicans2024 10000000000000000%

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@ChukwukereChis1 @ABC Must have missed the part where it said "found dead"

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@airmainengineer The power of Gray Skull

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@airmainengineer @thisfeelsnormal A-69 Hakuna Matata.

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@airmainengineer Someone took their pent up aggression out on the left brake. 👀

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@GinieSigonney Cessna 172. The "Skyhawk"

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@airmainengineer This is the "scary" detector. It detects things in the atmosphere that airplanes are afraid of so that we can fly around them.

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@airmainengineer @gt2847c The eruption? I bet it was explosive.

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@airmainengineer First thought: P-40

Second thought: can we make it fly again? 👀😂

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@airmainengineer The airplane feels threatened. This is what they do to evade whatever predators are after them.

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@nonrevgod Mordor. 👀

[Stephanie @airport_girl]

any questions?

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@MCCCANM NOW.