SnarkySteno

proud stenographer for more than 23 years

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Oopsies.
https://t.co/CdEGBVoVoF

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@JoelKatz @JamesHSLevine Steno here.
1) I can beat that.
2) At least you were spared the (demonstrating).
3) The punctuation is cringe.

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Two-day air from CA to PA, to arrive 9/5, made it to Louisville KY, then back to CA, now to arrive 9/9. My repaired steno machine is on the run. Please go find it.
#UPS #stenographer #unpaidtimeoff #courtreporter

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@DigitalSGM @JeromeAdamsMD @Marriott @HiltonHotels TEA-21 Act of 2000 lowering DUI to .08% BAC was tied to federal funds.

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Same cell # for 20 years, and the claim # is from 2013.
$100 reimbursement to me? Nopey nope. I had to buy luggage, $100 credit, minus $25+ fee, limited routes, and it's issued -- and reissued -- to some guy Steve Kessler even after I did the complaint twice!

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@united bless your hearts. Screwing up our connection from PUJ, leaving us stranded overnight in ORD ✅️
Detour in the am to CLE, then 3 hour drive to get home ✅️
Once our luggage was FOUND and delivered, smashed suitcase ✅️
Complain, and I'm offered $100 REIMBURSEMENT✅️

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Email arrives, $100 CREDIT, limited uses, 1 year exp., $25 fee to use. To some guy STEVE KESSLER. I'm female, and not those names. Complain again, give claim # from 1st try, and I'm told I'm Steve, Steve's email is mine, and same DOB, Steve's cell # is mine. I've had the

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@Festivus96 @matt_vanswol People still have residential landlines?

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@SomaIntimates why the need for the barely-there palest of gray text? I'm looking in the fridge for lemon juice to reveal the hidden text. Your website is just as bad.

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@ianmiles I attended middle and high school and played soccer with her at a suburban Pittsburgh school. She was a tomboy, going by her nickname of Sam.
Setting aside political differences, I have to say I'm proud of what she's accomplished in her education and professionally.

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@JamesHSLevine Everybody: I'm getting out of jury duty.
Also everybody: Those jurors are jagoffs.
Welcome to SW PA.

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@JoshWalkos "Full-throated." Willie Brown is man enough.

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@DefiantLs Needs-a-shave-and-lip-fillers. I kept it to one word; right?

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@EastEndJoe Ahh, a Sovereign. It means "I want to go to jail instead of a traffic summons."

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@MeetThePress Dignified <checks watch> transfer <checks watch> of <checks watch> servicemembers <checks watch> who made the <checks watch> ultimate sacrifice.
There, I fixed it for you. 🇱🇷

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@DefiantLs ASPCA.

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@atensnut That's a victim, not the shooter.

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@theblondebroker That's not the shooter. That's a victim. Shooter was on a rooftop.

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@JamesHSLevine Dodge ball.

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Unless you're a big fan of (inaudible), and meh is your objective.