Snarky Commuter

Together with you through frozen switches, short crews, unexpected delays, slippery leaves on the tracks....you name it

[Snarky Commuter @Snarky_Commuter]

No ice
No snow
No leaves
No hot rails
No Red Sox
No short crew
No graduations
No duckboat parade
No Marathon Monday
No switching problems
No medical emergencies
Just good old fashion #MBTA delays

[Snarky Commuter @Snarky_Commuter]

Bravo, #MBTA, the old reliable delays were getting a bit tiresome.

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

ALERT: The MBTA has announced that ferry service may be delayed today due to the presence of a juvenile humpback whale in Boston Harbor.

[Snarky Commuter @Snarky_Commuter]

Your choice to eat Fish-n-Chips on the (hot) #MBTA is amazing. When is your @TEDTalks on self confidence and not caring what others think (or smell)?

[Snarky Commuter @Snarky_Commuter]

The uselessness of both #MBTA handles is on full display today with no notice of train cancellations today. Platform digital signage is reporting a train going in the opposite direction. Try to be better next week @MBTA_CR_Alerts @MBTA_CR

[MBTA Commuter Rail @MBTA_CR]

@Snarky_Commuter Good morning! Train 864 was cancelled due to a mechanical issue. We suggest following our alerts account for the most up to date information (@MBTA_CR_Alerts) or subscribing to T-Alerts to receive emails/texts for certain train delays (https://t.co/fIDKyiRCbi). Thank you! ^CW

[Snarky Commuter @Snarky_Commuter]

@MBTA_CR @MBTA_CR_Alerts Do an audit. They’re not.

[Snarky Commuter @Snarky_Commuter]

Are there commuter #MBTA rail cancellations this morning you are not announcing here @MBTA_CR? If so, why not?

[Snarky Commuter @Snarky_Commuter]

@MBTA_CR @MBTA_CR_Alerts I suggest using the digital signage on platforms for more than decorative purposes, consolidating accounts to show alerts here, and having a ‘plan B’ rather than cancelling trains since the next train will be super fun and crowded. #MBTA

[Snarky Commuter @Snarky_Commuter]

@MBTA_CR This reminds me of the #MBTA merchandise kiosk in Park Street many years ago. Amazing use of deficit resources. Is @spoftak the Joker?

[Snarky Commuter @Snarky_Commuter]

@MBTA_CR @spoftak and @wutrain 👌🏻

[Snarky Commuter @Snarky_Commuter]

What type of #MBTA commuter are you?This is:
A) A cute bumble bee to lighten my commute
B) A disgusting bandaid 🩹 🤮 to avoid

[Snarky Commuter @Snarky_Commuter]

What’s grosser than gross? The #MBTA
No, I won’t give a coach number, clean them all, @MBTA_CR

[Snarky Commuter @Snarky_Commuter]

If you are currently talking on speaker phone on the #MBTA, know that no one here cares about your home improvements or believes it will show like a new house. Call back later.

[Snarky Commuter @Snarky_Commuter]

You no longer need to be standing on a cold platform to experience an #MBTA delay. Now available around the world! 🤷‍♂️

[Snarky Commuter @Snarky_Commuter]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Spoiler Alert: there were #MBTA delays 10 years ago today. 😘

[Snarky Commuter @Snarky_Commuter]

@MBTA Money well spent, as always #MBTA

https://t.co/31ltS8J6P0

[Steve Poftak @spoftak]

Very difficult service tonight for our customers. Not the performance we want. Expediting a contract to fix this specific problem. Investing $170.5m over the next 5 years modernizing the #MBTA ‘s power system.

[Snarky Commuter @Snarky_Commuter]

Today’s weather and #MBTA service in one word.

[Snarky Commuter @Snarky_Commuter]

You chose the #MBTA commuter rail as the right place to apply deodorant, bro?!!
That’s a first. ✅

[Snarky Commuter @Snarky_Commuter]

Your ticket taking practices have improved, #MBTA, your service and staying on schedule have not.

[Snarky Commuter @Snarky_Commuter]

Same as it ever was. #MBTA

[Snarky Commuter @Snarky_Commuter]

Your trains are working better than your app today @mbta

[Snarky Commuter @Snarky_Commuter]

We all need a guardian Angel watching over us on the #MBTA 😇

[David Wade @davidwade]

MUST WATCH: The MBTA just released video of the ceiling panel that fell and JUST missed a woman at the Harvard Sq Red Line station.

Closely watch the woman with groceries on the right side. #MBTA #Boston