andrew

[andrew @SndrewAweeney]

🙂

[conor hankinson @ConorTripler]

Me: u know in GTA when u drive rly fast & jump off the side of an overpass

Uber Driver: would you like a bottle of water

Me: listen to me

[andrew @SndrewAweeney]

Little doodle w/ the peaks and infinity triangle

[andrew @SndrewAweeney]

"Dad, what was your prom like?"

...

"I got 50,000 retweets on a thing called Twitter then finally got a girl, those were simpler times"

[dan @dannysteppp]

look at these hidden gems!!

[f @theironfight]

#BestOfTwitter2015UK https://t.co/a45bWrw0jT

[andrew @SndrewAweeney]

Summary of my day:
*back bike tire goes flat
*buys tube and fixes it
*front bike tire goes flat
Fml

[andrew @SndrewAweeney]

@HLEL96 you're going to kill it dude

[tim blum @tromblumkin]

The cover of NCAA football 2004 just completed a game winning pass to the cover of NCAA football 2005

[andrew @SndrewAweeney]

Alright fine Larry, ill hop on the bandwagon now.

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

This is a weird one: 'El Chapo' reportedly looked into buying up EPL giants Chelsea. https://t.co/uXo4NKNoT4

[andrew @SndrewAweeney]

@itsmegsween #swag

[andrew @SndrewAweeney]

Yes I know you have a Hydro Flask & no I don't care that those ice cubes have been in there for 3 days.