dan

all around good guy • asu 18

[dan @dannysteppp]

big fan of quesadillas

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[chance @chanceposts]

pretty neat how i’m spending 1/3 of my life sleeping to recover from another 1/3 of my life spent working so that i can afford to survive and enjoy the other 1/3 of it

[dan @dannysteppp]

@CashApp $dnlstpp

[Baseball King @BasebaIlKing]

ABSOLUTE SAVAGERY 😂😂😂

[dan @dannysteppp]

i still get nervous going the right way over road spikes

[dan @dannysteppp]

are everything bagels okay?

[dan @dannysteppp]

i bet they are all tails https://t.co/mLUJxAPVoR

[jeff @yephph]

I am officially the luckiest person on earth no one touch me

[dan @dannysteppp]

my girl is straight lookin like a snack and a half

[dan @dannysteppp]

gg mex

[dan @dannysteppp]

@bemcmullen Can’t surprise me if I read your tweets, dummy boy

[433 @433]

How to escape security in the most heroic way possible... 😂👮

[dan @dannysteppp]

shouts out to stairs for fuckin spraining my ankle. I’m taking the elevator next time

[dan @dannysteppp]

ur bitch is scared of the white powder in instant mac n cheese

[dan @dannysteppp]

mexico just elbow dropped me from the top rope

[Dong Nguyen @dongatory]

I am sorry 'Flappy Bird' users, 22 hours from now, I will take 'Flappy Bird' down. I cannot take this anymore.

[dan @dannysteppp]

on the debate of ranch brand: ken’s steakhouse > hidden valley
@ me

[dan @dannysteppp]

taking some time away from twitter to make https://t.co/beWvbvmDvB vids for a bit

[dan @dannysteppp]

@McDonalds i asked for pickles on the side

[dan @dannysteppp]

sometimes i gather all of my electronic devices and play quiplash by myself