alex

happily retired

[alex @SneakyPeanuts]

Whoever drives a purpley-blue Chevy cobalt in port Huron I hope your car breaks down and you have to utilize public transportation to get to your destinations. The roads would be much safer without your stupidity. F you

[alex @SneakyPeanuts]

America doesn’t need this

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

My heart goes out to Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib tonight. Sending them thoughts and prayers.

[alex @SneakyPeanuts]

@BarstoolBigCat Mike Norvell had Miami +4 I think

[alex @SneakyPeanuts]

Michigan-shaped boneless chicken wing for sale $10,000 obo

[alex @SneakyPeanuts]

@runthistrain Never not going to retweet this shit

[jemp.stp @runthistrain]

Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Footb

[alex @SneakyPeanuts]

@Brady_Beedon He will be higher up next week. That’s how rankings work

[alex @SneakyPeanuts]

@Brady_Beedon Easy question. Based on talent level

[alex @SneakyPeanuts]

To anyone who writes “please note” in a professional email to me:

PLEASE NOTE your ass will get whooped for typing that shit. Effective immediately

[RPG Enjoyer 🐉 @BasedRPG]

Gm gang

[B0aty @B0aty]

STOP TAGGING ME@@@@@@@@

[Barstool Colorado State @BarstoolCSU]

13-12 record🔥0 conference championships🔥93 youtube videos🔥

Well deserved 👏

[alex @SneakyPeanuts]

Made it thru my 20s with no gray hairs*

* - I have a white mustache hair

[alex @SneakyPeanuts]

@Brady_Beedon Sabrina Carpenter is good but not THAT good

[alex @SneakyPeanuts]

Motherfuckers shoulda never told me about chat gpt

[alex @SneakyPeanuts]

The year is 2876. The great Hot Dog-Hamburger War has finally ended. After 300 years of war, the Hot Dogs and the Hamburgers have agreed to end the bloody conflict. There is no winner.

[alex @SneakyPeanuts]

Watching Joshua Weissman give White Castle a 1/10 ranking is fucking ruining my Saturday man

[alex @SneakyPeanuts]

In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey

[alex @SneakyPeanuts]

Happy “3/6 Mafia” day to all who celebrate. Pop those collars and stay fly out there

[alex @SneakyPeanuts]

Joe Dirt is the most important American folk figure to exist. change my mind