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Einhorn is Finkle. Finkle is Einhorn.

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Mark my words: Trump making an issue about Biden & autopens is so his acolytes can get away with granting themselves pardons if he dies before leaving office. If he dies, they’re screwed, so he’s going to make it so they can just hit a button & pardon the whole lot of crooks.

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@JoJoFromJerz @gtconway3d Appealing a Supreme Court decision 🤣

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@atrupar Those have been around for decades…weird how they’re getting popular now. Maybe they’re being pushed by the Islamic Republic of Japan?

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@ZSharon @RepJackKimble Don’t feel bad…CNN fell for it just today 😂

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@newrepublic “The most important part of any Supreme Court ruling today is what I can get out of it. Momma needs another renovation to her house!”
—Clarence Thomas

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@Acyn This look?

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@seanspicer The first part is true because they lie constantly to cover for Emperor Snowflake of Crybabystan.

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@willsommer @DecodingFoxNews Uh…is this thing still going on???

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@newrepublic Unfortunately, every single one of these fückers in the Turd Reich will get a pardon from Emperor Snowflake of Crybabystan. He’ll probably charge them for it too.

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@RpsAgainstTrump I guess $300 billion wasn’t enough to persuade Iran to end Operation Epstein Fury.

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@newrepublic Yes, regardless of his current situation.

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@PressSec The government fixing prices sounds like communism.

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@RpsAgainstTrump …with his bogus SAVE America legislation buried within it…

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@RpsAgainstTrump I’m glad Emperor Snowflake of Crybabystan has kept us out of any forever wars.

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@atrupar That forecast is nuts!

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@PoupartNFL I guess it’s like a WR who draws a PI at their opponents’ 10-yd line in OT. The kicker is the one who comes in the kick the FG.

Admittedly, I’m a non-soccer guy too…

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@RpsAgainstTrump Actually, he promised to end the war 24 hours after winning the election, which obviously didn’t happen.

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@nick_till32 @JordanUhl @WajahatAli Hahahahahaha. Well done, sir!

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@R76Redrid @KyleClark EPIC IRONY that you’re saying someone else needs education and is stupid, when you spell and punctuate like a 9-year old 🤣🤣🤣🤡

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@ZSharon @RepJackKimble I thought the same thing a few months ago when I fell for one of his tweets.

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@patriottakes Pretty woke 😂